You'll feel a slight pinch
You dance divinely, my dear, simply divinely. One and two and three and dip! Wait, wait, come back! I didn't mean that kind of dip... Sorry, sorry, sorry. It won't happen again. No need for you to be so crabby... oh, crap.
(Found by Snoskred Avalanch.)
8 comments:
The outside is lovely and I'm guessing that the actual house that's for sale isn't worth showing pictures of because there are no pictures at all.
Judging from the brief glimpse of the house from the outside, I'd agree with their logic.
However, show us some pictures of the interior anyway unless there is something to hide.
"You'll feel a slight pinch ..."
According to the picture, it doesn't look like a place where a man would want to be "pinched" ...
It's too late to try to butter her up...oh wait, sorry!
Wow, there were so many pictures from that listing you could have shown. Do the old ladies sitting on the porch come with this house?
Plus I think I realize why there is so much wildlife, did you see the pond made from chocolate milk? The ones with the ducks on it? At least it must be, otherwise how could it be so brown?
Is that the latest in exercise equipment?
Next picture after the giant crab: Oh, boy, just what I always wanted! A dock full of poopy pelicans!
You really wouldn't be buying this place for the house, but for the land itself. hmmm, must figure out how to come up with three million bucks so I can buy it. I WANT!!!!
Are they selling a private dwelling or a national park? That pink structure looks like a concession stand.
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