You're so sadly neglected, and often ignored
Yeah, I know just how you feel. The thought of cleaning my garage makes me depressed, too.
(Found by Jackie, who might buy the house despite the noose.)

Readers will be happy to know that Sanna found Chair relaxing in Finland. Take it easy, Chair, but you might want to stay out of the sauna.

Unable to take any more of the bleak Finnish winter, the mini kitchen plugged itself in, scooted itself over to the sink, and prepared to throw itself in.