Run! Be free!

"Come with me, Treadmill!" said Chair. "We were meant to be together. Just spin, spin, spin your belt and roll out the door! Green pastures are waiting for us. Come, Treadmill, my darling, come!"


(Found by Tami.)
(This blog makes less and less sense with every passing day.)

No, not New Zealand this time

Ahh, Monday.


(Found by Dara.)

You should see how much the steering wheel costs

Yours for just $18,000: this three bed, one bath side-view mirror!

(Found by needled. Row!)

Two bottles of beer on the wall, two bottles of beer...

OK, this is pretty much what my kitchen looks like right now. Is that a selling point? The listing, found by Katie, does remind me of home, after all...

Cross-ventiliation is so important.

Four bedrooms! Two bathrooms! What more could you ask for? I can't think of a single thing. (Found by Ellen on FAIL Blog.)