So long, suckers!

"I can't take this listing one minute longer. I'm outta here!" Vrrrrooooommmm.....


(Found by Leslie.)

Like a stuffed animal, but flat

 

Who's a cute little fuzzy wall? You is! Yes you is. I just want to cuddle with you, you cute little furry basement. Awwww. And Kate found you, yes she did! Fuzzy Wuzzy was a wall! Tickle tickle tickle!

Luxury!

All thiiiissss... could be youuuuurrrrsssss....


(Found by Elizabeth.)

Spiderman, a wolverine, and an Indian walk into a bar...

Househunter Christina found this potential new home. The photo above is one of four in the listing; therefore we can determine that 25% of the house looks like this. And okay, yeah, it would be a little weird to begin every day with a cigar-store Indian and a rabid wolverine staring at me over my raisin bran, but ohmygod did you see that price? $13,900! That's, like, one month's property taxes around here, not the price of an entire house (wolverine included). Buy it, Christina! Buy it!

Don't hurt me

A treadmill! A trampoline! A... a... an arm pully thing-a-ma-jig! I would say something mean, but I'm afraid the homeowners could kick my ass. Please don't hurt me. Go hurt Amy, she's the one who found your listing. Sorry Amy.

What the...? Where'd it go?

Did you see it? There was a bathtub right there! I swear it was! Elizabeth found it, and I saw it, but now... gone. Ooooh. Spooky. Vanishing bathtub.

Arrrrrgh! Rar! Rrrrrr!

Everybody run for your lives! Amy has found out that the house is under attack! AAAAAHHHH SAVE YOURSELVES AAahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

It's housebuying time!

If you were going to have only two interior photos of a house you were trying to sell, would this be one of them?

(Found by Jamie, who used to live a few blocks away from the house and says the photo's a good fit for the neighborhood. So maybe it does make sense. Maybe.)

UPDATE: Sorry, that should be "house you were trying to rent," not "sell." ('Cause that changes everything?)