Too Much Coffee Cat

Look deeeep into my eyessss... you will buy the house. You will let me stay. You will buy lobster and salmon and feeeed them to meeeeeee. Gooood.

As a bonus, you can listen to the "Audio Description" on the listing and hear me play bongos with my little paws.


(Found by Emily.)

"Incredible View of the Lake"

I think... there might be something (whooooo) wrong with... the water... supply...

(Found by Amanda.)

For Fido the giraffe

From anonymous comes this listing. What it that on the front lawn? A bus stop? A prompter's box? A phone booth? One of those lil' shelters where the palace guards go when they just can't hold the giggles in any longer?

There's not a minute to lose

Quick! He's gone! Get the house on the market now now now!

Found by Meg.