Whee! Hold on, kids!

I've never been to Albuquerque. I had no idea!

Found by Pamela.

Built to last

Kandi found a real gem. I'll let her tell you about it.

"Paving stones in the yard...right on!"


"Paving stones on the porch... makes sense."


"Paving stones on the counter... o-kaay, things are starting to get weird."


"Paving stones on the wall. I think you've lost me."

The Human Tetris -- play along at home!

Found by Kandi, whose theory is that the designer of this home is a big fan of Japanese game shows:

Solves the whole "WHICH cabinet?" problem

This house -- cheap, cheap, cheap! -- was found by Kandi, who writes: "We were going to get rid of all the cabinets, but then there would be no place for the range hood..." (She also points out that they have only one interior photo, and this is what they chose.)

A well-defended house

"Don't mind the clutter inside," says Kandi, who found this...

"You'll be enjoying the outdoor views of the missile range!"

Tin foil? Radiators? Art? Please explain.

Found by Shelby, who was so intrigued by the listing's Kaczynskiness that she drove by. And then sensibly kept driving.

Update: the listing is gone. Sorry. You'll just have to use your imagination.

Half a horse is better than... no, wait, that doesn't work.

Found by Kandi, who says "I wasn't convinced this was the house for me until I saw the photo of the horse's ass!"

"Candle in the Wind" was probably playing in the background

Found by Kandi. One would think that the sellers would have taken at least one more-appealing photo in the past 11 years... but no.

Yeah, nothing awkward about this at all

Found by Kandi, who asks: "Did someone die in this corner?!"