Tuesday, June 23, 2009

So long, suckers!


"I can't take this listing one minute longer. I'm outta here!" Vrrrrooooommmm.....


(Found by Leslie.)

14 comments:

Angel said...

How to sell a home:

a) Be sure to tell your potential buyers everything you hate about living there...

b) Repeat.

burhanistan said...

That is both a rant AND a real estate listing. Congratulations are in order.

Also, they're afraid to give out their email but have not problem giving out their personal cell number. My sense of relativity is making me itch.

Ann said...

Well now he gives me the itch to move to his town. All that raving or was it ranting.....I'm not sure.

mudslicker said...

LOL...oh...god forbid I allow those Craigslist b@st@rds (you know how sneaky they can be) to screw up my crap hotmail email.

But here's my CELL PHONE NUMBER!!!

areyoukiddingme said...

I love the car "parked" in the tree. That's awesome!

blake said...

Wow. Nothing says classy neighborhood like 4-wheelers and cars on cinderblocks.....And rants against hippies and craigslist.

But definitely make sure you dont show the house. Nobody would want to see the thing you're selling...right?

Bluezette said...

And just imagine what it will be like as you try to negotiate a sales price and conditions with him! Doesn't that thought just give you a warm feeling all over?

scowl said...

Poor guy's tired of the "big city life" in... Bloomington, Indiana, population about 70,000. It does sound grim. Speed bumps (just get a rig with decent clearance), lane restrictions (I guess the guvment makes you drive on the right side of the road), and lousy tree huggers huggin' them trees. It sounds like a Marxist-Stalinist dictatorship to me.

And his rant wouldn't be complete without the poster complaining about those "CRAIGSLIST BASTARDS" who are offering him a free service.

Land of shimp said...

What the...? between the lines it appears to say: "Hey, I hate it here, it's frakking intolerable actually, makes me want to flee, but you, you look like the sort that might like it. Damn tree hugger. One of them 'make pot legal' dope fiend, ain't ya? Well give me 200 grand, before I change my mind here. You smell like a hippie, you'll fit in just fine here. Voted for Obama, didncha? Yeah, this place is the best your kind deserves."

Heck, forget about between the lines, it basically just says that.

Decadent Housewife said...

When are you going to show us pigs flying? Makes about as much sense.

Anonymous said...

I have an almost overwhelming desire to repeatedly crank call this cell phone number. Must...resist...Must...resist

Christina said...

He sounds like such a charming man. I can't imagine why he can't make a go of a service oriented business like a body shop! Love the "get off my lawn, hippies" theme. Methinks there are places in Indiana where he would be much happier than in Bloomington!

Anonymous said...

do the broken down cars come with the house too?

Sweet!

Rebecca said...

What is up with people putting a space BEFORE the punctuation mark, rather than after? This dude does it in every sentence, urghh!

So basically, dude hates both development (traffic, "big" city, and tree huggers. Yup, total misanthropist. And he forgot the "Hey, you kids get off my lawn!" captions for the photos.