okay...first photo of sky is a tad subliminal. I might see a swirly bull constellation or butterflies in the clouds or I might not.
Second photo I believe is just some random shot thrown in for it's textural brick and clumpy cloud values alone.
Third shot: WHOA!!! (where's my psilocybin when I need it?!?!). I see merry-go-round unicorns and Taj Burrow riding the waves and Santa's beard and Jesus in a mushroom cloud and Thomas Kinkade simultaneously waving at me and giving me the bird.
"Go towards the light, Carol Anne!"
Some people should be required to have a license to use PhotoShop as well as Craigslist.
Some people try to sell their houses with photos that show nothing because they're blurry or pointed at nothing. Then there are some who sell their houses with photos that show nothing, but have some unrelated art pasted into them.
I wonder where they got those clouds. Did someone actually spend an hour drawing them by hand? Is there some action in Photoshop to do this automatically?
In the left picture, the ground is all wobbly/swirly too, radiation perhaps? With that much atmospheric phenomenon, I'm surprised the place isn't under government surveillance or something.
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okay...first photo of sky is a tad subliminal. I might see a swirly bull constellation or butterflies in the clouds or I might not.
Second photo I believe is just some random shot thrown in for it's textural brick and clumpy cloud values alone.
Third shot: WHOA!!! (where's my psilocybin when I need it?!?!). I see merry-go-round unicorns and Taj Burrow riding the waves and Santa's beard and Jesus in a mushroom cloud and Thomas Kinkade simultaneously waving at me and giving me the bird.
"Go towards the light, Carol Anne!"
Some people should be required to have a license to use PhotoShop as well as Craigslist.
THe clouds.... They're so swirly. So peaceful. soooo... THUD!!!
... ... .... .. .... ..
Uh, where am I?
Is that Niagara Falls on the left?
Great - now I've got the munchies.
Wow, that is really some view! This listing is like the love child of Photoshop Disasters and You Suck at Craigslist.
I would have an "incredible view of the lake" too if i was on as many shrooms as these people.
"Wow, the lake is really beautiful!"
"yeah...I like how all the trees are melting into a liquid earth"
"It's lovely! I'll take it"
Don't stop here, man! This is bat country!
That layout makes me hear the Dallas themetune.
Noo-noo, noo-nooo, noo noo-noo noo noooo...
What the? Also: That building is pretty ugly.
mudslicker: LOL!
Holy cow - is this Salvadore Dali's house?
Some people try to sell their houses with photos that show nothing because they're blurry or pointed at nothing. Then there are some who sell their houses with photos that show nothing, but have some unrelated art pasted into them.
I wonder where they got those clouds. Did someone actually spend an hour drawing them by hand? Is there some action in Photoshop to do this automatically?
In the left picture, the ground is all wobbly/swirly too, radiation perhaps? With that much atmospheric phenomenon, I'm surprised the place isn't under government surveillance or something.
....actually. I dont want to be on whatever drugs the owner/realtor was on.
Now, i want to be on what mudslicker is on.
Oh blake...you just like the fact that I mention our buddy Thomas Kinkade whenever I find the opportunity to be over-the-top insufferable.
*snicker*
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