Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Too Much Coffee Cat


Look deeeep into my eyessss... you will buy the house. You will let me stay. You will buy lobster and salmon and feeeed them to meeeeeee. Gooood.

As a bonus, you can listen to the "Audio Description" on the listing and hear me play bongos with my little paws.


(Found by Emily.)

12 comments:

Decadent Housewife said...

I didn't read through the listing but it looks like they offer early possession.

mudslicker said...

Get that cat some chronic!

Photo courtesy of The Chronic Catnip Company --- the strongest stuff to ever hit the streets.

All I've got to say about the rest of those pics is that they're making me nostalgic for Funny Face drinks again. What's with the whacked out saturation filters these realtors have suddenly seemed to discover (perhaps they're hitting the catnip as well)?

They've got to quit trying to channel the spirit of Jerry Garcia through the stainless steel fridge!

mudslicker said...

One more observation (cuz it's f-ing AWESOME!)...

Really? Really? Really....Crye-Leike Realtors...?

*must...refrain...from a Box Tops reference"

Anonymous said...

HAHA I love the audio listing. I literally LOLed when I thought of a little cat maniacally beating bongos. :)

scowl said...

Of all the unfathomable photos I've seen in listings, this one was the most appropriate! The rest of the photos are clear and do a good job of showing a nice house. If you had this cute shot in your camera how could you not put it in the listing?

Jamie said...

:( There were no bongos when I listened to the audio listing. I wanna hear the cat playing the bongos! ;)

Land of shimp said...

scowl, I was thinking pretty much the same thing. The picture of that cat somehow goes with, and enhances the property listing.

"Yes, it's an eclectic cottage sort of dwelling, but on the upside, your cat could become this cute."

Anonymous said...

Where did the dishwasher go- there seems to be a space for it!

Glory von Hathor said...

When I was looking for a new place I was especially interested in listings with cats in them, as it indicated a neighbourhood with a low cat mortality rate. Quiet street, enclosed garden, etc.

But I'm convinced that's a cat. It has the ears of a Desert Fox. I'd need a clearer photo to be certain.

newportjoey said...

This place looks like Elvis's Dad abandoned the family in it.....

Herding Grasshoppers said...

That is no ordinary cat.

That looks to me like Skippyjon Jones

Meg said...

Cute cute cute little house! The cat freaks me out a little. Why do I have the feeling he's the kind who sits next to you while you sleep and just stares at you?

(couldn't get the audio up. is it a windows thing, perhaps?)