Monday, August 3, 2009

Imagine them tap dancing. *tippety tippety tippety*



You show people in listings, and I complain. You don't show people in listings, and I complain again. Clearly this listing Liz found is an attempt at compromise, and I'm a jerk for not being satisfied. Pfft! Me.

20 comments:

Babs said...

What the... I don't... *blink blink*

knitorpurl said...

That is so strange and creepy. I just don't understand- either photoshop him out or don't but this....

And what is going on under that table?

Kelly said...

Wow, that is kinda creepy looking.

Decadent Housewife said...

The other half looks like it might be stuffed under the table.

Ron Obvious said...

Gah! It looks like they smeared the poor guy on the wall.

Alissa said...

Obviously he has an invisibility cloak that isn't quite long enough.

mudslicker said...

When asked by the dry cleaner how much starch they should put in his pants, Itchy McBritches replied, "Oh just enough so that my pants can walk around my studio apartment on their own. I don't need to stinkin' hangers..."

burhanistan said...

I'm sure someone out there will accuse me of being from the PC Police, but I long for the day when we can not snicker at Atorsoancephalyism. Going through life without a torso and head is hard enough without all the sarcasm.

Forest Basenji said...

Seriously, wtf??

Some kind of creepy attempt at a photoshopped modern-art hourglass? Anti-gravity coathangers for pants....with shoes?

Wow...my brain hurts now.

StefRobrts said...

This is freaking me out - not the thought of a torsoless pair of legs inhabiting the house, so much as the thought that there's a realtor out there who looked at that pic and thought it was perfect to put on the listing.

Land of shimp said...

Not only did someone think this was a great photo to advertise an apartment, someone had the photo for three years and then put it in the listing. They're really proud of that weirdness, aren't they?

Check the date on the photo, seriously what in the world?

Christy said...

Sometimes I look back on life BC (Before Craigslist)and I wonder what the heck I did when I needed a good WTF pick-me-up

Alex said...

lolwut

I guess they realized that if they completely removed the legs, the shadow on the floor wouldn't make sense.... so better just to leave the legs, right??

Anonymous said...

I think the pants are offended and escaping.

"Wait, we didn't mean it!" ...

Anonymous said...

Oh, I see that "we" didn't read the directions on "our" new chainsaw. Now did we?

Roidy

Anonymous said...

Closing is going to be so awkward when this guy has to take off his shoes (or pants, depending on what appendage he's trained to do his writing) to sign all the paperwork.

Katie said...

It's the wrong trousers, Gromit! And they've gone wrong!

First thing into my head.

awarinner said...

Oh save me from those pale green pants with nobody inside them.

Anonymous said...

Well, Danbury is just 35 miles from Sleepy Hollow, NY.

Kathy said...

@Katie -- Love the Wallace and Gromit reference! And now I want cheeeeese!