Don't let my kids see this one
LET THIS SERVE AS A WARNING TO ALL DOLLS WHO THINK ABOUT ENTERING THIS HOUSEHOLD.
Found by Katie.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
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15 comments:
Don't get too close. Dora the Explorer will whisper "Please...k-k-kill me..." just before the chestburster rips its way out. The Care Bears gave birth to theirs the day before.
Oh dear... I fear we're too late to save Dora- it looks as though she may have taken her own life to escape the horror of seeing all her friends strung up like a stuffed animal version of 'Kiss the Girls'.[sad5]
PS- is that a snowman collection on top of the TV stand?
Dora's neck is at a freakishly unnatural angle... decidedly creepy!
Veeerrry frightening!
OK...that is just CREEPY!
never mind the complete inappropriatness (sp?) of using this in a listing... WHO does that to a kid's room? I actually could see this decor in the the frat house from the last post: frat boys would do that to dolls. But a parent? Those kids must have horrendous nightmares!
Dead fake animals hanging in the bedroom? When can my child move in???
I found your blog last week and spent over an hour laughing hysterically at it with my husband. I even recommended it on my blog, hope you don't mind. I think it's the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
It's nice to see that people are always working on new ways to freak everyone out with toy collections. Such innovation must be applauded (after you've run away screaming of course)!
Oh. My. Word.
Please tell me they aren't nailed to the wall.
That's just terrifying.
Now that is quite terrifying.
Oh my, oh my, this blog is HYSTERICAL! We've moved too many times in the past decade and have looked at zillions of listings. I completely appreciate this site. It's unreal what people will put in a listing. The things we've seen... but some of these photos top that. Thanks for giving me a good laugh today!
You are hilarious! I love your blog.
Maybe these people have always loved the "Carnival" theme. I wonder if there's a carny around the corner goading someone to "win a teddy bear for your girlfriend!"
When I lived with my grandma, she put ribbons around all our stuffed animals' necks and hung them on nails on the wall...it really didn't seem all that out of the ordinary, lol....
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