Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Mystery Writers of America are out of control


David found this listing. Since the seller didn't bother spending ten bucks on paint to cover these decorations, I presume they're desirable. Family crests, maybe?

14 comments:

Elle said...

Maiden Witches Association? Elderly Egalitarian Paleontologists Against Orangutans Usurping Southern Nations?

Stuart said...

"I'm so glad you like it, Mr. and Mrs. Jones. To get the purchase started, my associate, Mr. Satan, has a few forms for you to sign ..."

nikkicrumpet said...

This is hereby my new favorite blog. This stuff is priceless!

ETL said...

Looks more like Satan worship to me =/

Anonymous said...

House includes disturbing disembodied voice saying "GET OUT!" at no extra charge!

Nicole said...

How could you possibly, POSSIBLY, think it was no big deal to include a photo of clearly Satanic graffiti? You're not going to bring in any Christians with this one.

GeePig said...

Looking at the map in hybrid view, there is some kind of racetrack a hundred yards away. Should be nice on a sunday.

Glory von Hathor said...

Maybe it's M.w.a.ha ha! but they got bored.

If it is Satan worship, it's not very skilled. But then would we rather have tool for evil in the hands of geniuses or numpties?

Topaz said...

Looks like someone slacked off on the Haunted Vacant House decorations...

Texas Triffid Ranch said...

"Back in my day, our taggers at least knew how to draw. We all remember the Great Tag-Off of 1987, where three taggers died of paint fumes while trying to mark up the ground floor of the Sears Tower. These days, they're all punks. Now get the hell off my lawn."

Lauren said...

Forum Park is...a special part of town...
But $9,900?! That's only 59/month with zero down on a thirty-year mortgage! A give and a take, I guess :D

meg said...

Those are both markings of the Satan Disciples. Known for their penchant for killing first, asking later.

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SO NOT MOVING THERE.

Christopher Busta-Peck said...

I'm impressed, at that price point, that the listing agent even bothered to get out of his/her car to take a photo. Around here, this would doubtlessly be another drive-by listing.

Anonymous said...

It looks like they specifically took pictures of the graffiti. Maybe they mixed up the real estate pics with those for the police report.

What does that one wall say? M-something wants army?