David found this listing. Since the seller didn't bother spending ten bucks on paint to cover these decorations, I presume they're desirable. Family crests, maybe?
Maiden Witches Association? Elderly Egalitarian Paleontologists Against Orangutans Usurping Southern Nations?
"I'm so glad you like it, Mr. and Mrs. Jones. To get the purchase started, my associate, Mr. Satan, has a few forms for you to sign ..."
This is hereby my new favorite blog. This stuff is priceless!
Looks more like Satan worship to me =/
House includes disturbing disembodied voice saying "GET OUT!" at no extra charge!
How could you possibly, POSSIBLY, think it was no big deal to include a photo of clearly Satanic graffiti? You're not going to bring in any Christians with this one.
Looking at the map in hybrid view, there is some kind of racetrack a hundred yards away. Should be nice on a sunday.
Maybe it's M.w.a.ha ha! but they got bored.If it is Satan worship, it's not very skilled. But then would we rather have tool for evil in the hands of geniuses or numpties?
Looks like someone slacked off on the Haunted Vacant House decorations...
"Back in my day, our taggers at least knew how to draw. We all remember the Great Tag-Off of 1987, where three taggers died of paint fumes while trying to mark up the ground floor of the Sears Tower. These days, they're all punks. Now get the hell off my lawn."
Forum Park is...a special part of town...But $9,900?! That's only 59/month with zero down on a thirty-year mortgage! A give and a take, I guess :D
Those are both markings of the Satan Disciples. Known for their penchant for killing first, asking later.=/ SO NOT MOVING THERE.
I'm impressed, at that price point, that the listing agent even bothered to get out of his/her car to take a photo. Around here, this would doubtlessly be another drive-by listing.
It looks like they specifically took pictures of the graffiti. Maybe they mixed up the real estate pics with those for the police report.What does that one wall say? M-something wants army?
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