Friday, October 17, 2008

Something for the weekend, sir?



That's it. I can't take any more listings today. The world is just too weird.

26 comments:

Electrolyte Orchestra said...

They like chairs. They like chairs a lot.

And they like to have a microwave in the bedroom, which is great if you're prone to 4 a.m. popcorn cravings.

And uh, just what is that at the foot of the bed?[mjeyds]

Linnee said...

The first batch of pics in this listing show clean rooms. I was baffled by the horrendously cluttered bedrooms. Then I read that the bedrooms were rented out.
Maybe the tenants rebelled and trashed their rooms when they heard the house was for sale. Or maybe they were just slobs.

Anonymous said...

I love the picture with the rainbow-colored fuzzy duster hanging on the wall above the bed. It's almost like a carrot in front of the donkey! Well . . . from the looks of that messy room, maybe not.

Meg said...

I think this is actually a dorm room.

OMG--it's my kid's dorm room!

Glory von Hathor said...

What cracks me up is amongst all the filth, porn, ceiling stains and general tenant dirty protest, is this chintz shower curtain.

I dread to think what lurks behind... Either the landlord put it up especially, or one of the boys' mommies sent it in the post, because they couldn't sleep at night thinking about the state of the original shower curtain.

Brr. I need to wash my hands now. More than twice.

Beth said...

ugh..worse than a frat house. seriously-do people put smut on the walls like that?

Anonymous said...

Obviously the Morlocks live in the basement.
Are the parent owners of this home moving just to get away from thier 3 teenaged sons?
This listing reminds me of older men who post on dating sites with a certain type of overly endowed young woman sitting on their lap. And the purpose always eludes me.

Neal Snow said...

The pics of naked gals bending over adds just the right accent to the overall look. Cudos to the interior decorator, I hope he was paid well.

Gamzulatov said...

Ican smell this room just from the picture. thank you for getting that odor stuck in my head.

Nordstrom24 said...

This 7 BR 3 full bath house brings in $41,400 gross rent per year With a 20% down payment plus closing costs you will make 11.4% return on your investment with no appreciation in the first year! With a 3%/yr appreciation rate your return will be 23.9%. Call for package.


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Warrior Two said...

Oh no, they didn't! That made me spit-take. This is fabulous.

Brandy said...

A rental house with no manager or owner on premises will get that... For the price, I'd evict everyone and rehab it. It has a little potential!

Charlene said...

Well, those are...interesting posters.

Anonymous said...

so wait.. the realtor thought it would be a good diea to post a picture of a room with naked women all over the walls? they couldnt take a picture from a dfferent angle? kinda makes you wonder if theres something worse on the other walls....

Anonymous said...

is it a flop house? all that is missing are cats peeking out from the junk heaps!

Meg said...

I wonder why Sigma Chi is selling their house.

Rebecca said...

A full-size refrigerator AND a microwave IN the bedroom! Fabulous.

You know, every time I check out one of these listings I am just amazed at out cheap these places are compared to our current house here in Seattle.

Seven bedrooms for $300,000? AND porn to boot?! What a deal.

jackie31337 said...

Nordstrom24 said "This 7 BR 3 full bath house brings in $41,400 gross rent per year"

Yes, the rent it's bringing in now certainly is gross. :P

Heather said...

It should come with a proviso: 'Warning: infested with men!'

Stuart said...

I can actually smell the bong water in this listing.

Ellen said...

He likes big butts and he cannot lie.

Tink said...

Wait, Is this a frat house?

Anonymous said...

I think that's Soul Calibur 4 on the TV screen.

Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHH!!!!!! This house is around the corner from mine! Seriously. Holy Cow.

Carmen Kofoed said...

Did you notice all the fans? This pile must not have air conditioning. Yikes... now I have a whole new set of smells in my head!

Anonymous said...

Marymarcus here....I like the steep enclosed staircase. Looks like a vintage house that hasn't been remodeled into oblivion.