Thursday, October 30, 2008

Isn't California voting on something like this next week?



I usually don't care what two (or more) consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom (or website), but this -- this is Wrong.

Found by BikerPuppy, who points out that the listing mentions the "private garage." This is important, because whoever buys this house obviously cares a lot about privacy.

36 comments:

Leigh said...

I noticed the listing also says "2 1/2 baths." Does this count as 2, because there are 2 toilets, or 1/2 because you can only use 1/2 of it at a time? (And no, I am NOT going in if one's occupied already!)

Dyslexic Heart said...

You know, I'm all for sharing and closeness in a relationship, but this might be taking it just a tad too far for me.

Colleen said...

My husband and I still run the water from the faucet in the sink for noise when using the bathroom. This setup would kill us.

Stuart said...

For some reason, The Cars' song "Moving In Stereo" starts playing when I look at this ...

Emily said...

They probably got the idea from a frat house.

Neal Snow said...

Great for former military personal. It'll make them feel like they never left the barracks.

Constructively Reasonable said...

Don't you ever share the Sunday paper with your significant other?

David said...

Maybe they ordered a bidet and the plumber got confused????

I like they way they converted the fireplace for green-house credits

T said...

I've NEVER had to go badly enough to share the room!

leftyfro said...

Obviously one is for human use, and the other for the dog to drink from.

Glory von Hathor said...

This is crude, but, you know, they're too far apart to even be useful in the ultimate dilemma, 'which end gets the potty?' in a case of hardcore food poisoning.

GracefulFire Girl said...

I can't believe this is here!! I went to a Japanese restaurant in Nyack last weekend and this is EXACTLY what the ladies room looked like!

Julie said...

I have twins that I'm trying to potty train. More than once I've wished I had two toilets in the bathroom. Sigh.

GaryM said...

Nice! Two toilets and no visible toilet paper dispenser. Bring your own!

Mortimer's Mom said...

maybe they spent years in the clink and needed to recreate that "behind the bars" feeling....

Meg said...

For those who've been incarcerated and are having trouble adjusting to the Outside?

Alex said...

http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_the_love_toilet_by_niagara

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Warrior Two said...

It's like something from one of my recurring bad dreams.

Linnee said...

This is the bathroom my kids must've thought we had when they were growing up. That would explain why at least one of them banged on the bathroom door every time I was in there.

Freelance Writer said...

i dont know whats worse, the two john rooom, the dummy fireplace, or that fact that the neighbors house is being fumigated for pests...

chaz

Anonymous said...

My husband suggested that maybe they are his and hers seats. He thought it was a great idea because you could always leave the seat up.

Stuart said...

Good eye, garym (pronounced "Gary M")!

That observation leads to a level of sharing that is either really, really skeevy or merely Seinfeld-worthy. In any case, I guess the "spare a square" question becomes moot.

Or really gross.

Anonymous said...

"leftyfro said...
Obviously one is for human use, and the other for the dog to drink from."

I LOLed!! Cause that would be my house if we could afford two toilets in one bathroom. Of course, I would rather have a jacuzzi tub or steam room, but... if it meant keeping the dogs happy....

Anonymous said...

I'm sure it's to get around that age-old issue of "who's left the toilet seat UP". This way there's no problem - one up, one down.

Sew Create It - Jane said...

LOL - well I guess with his and her toilets it solves the whole issue of the seat being left up!

jackie31337 said...

I've seen setups like this in "family" restrooms, but usually one of the toilets is a miniature kid-sized one.

John said...

at my house, i only have two SINKS in my master bathroom..... jealous sigh....

Texas Triffid Ranchq said...

We can laugh about this, yes, but it still doesn't beat a particular house my parents found when we were moving to Chicago when I was a kid. This house was obviously designed by a color-blind guy, because it had a urinal in the master bathroom...and the urinal was neon green.

Dyslexic Heart said...

Stuart and GaryM, neither of you have considered the possibility that these toilets are in Guantanamo Bay, where the prisoners have been known to shun the paper made for toilets.

Uh, Gitmo is in LA, right?

PolishKnight said...

I think I have an explanation. By the address, it appears that this is in a strong immigrant neighborhood where it's common for 2 or more people to share a single bedroom in dormatory story. So the second toilet may have been necessary to accomodate that many people.

Crochet by Momma J said...

That is just wrong, wrong, wrong!

Marianne
www.crochetbymommaj.etsy.com
http://crochetbymommaj.blogspot.com/

Firefly said...

ha.ha.ha.ha!! Why could they have not put the lid DOWN on the one toilet for the pic? Obviously some people are spending too much time in the bathroom and need to start eating some bran flakes in the morning.

Marytoo said...

This reminds me of a house we once looked at when I was a kid living in the 3rd world of South America. We went around and around and could not find the bathroom. Finally we asked the guy who was showing the house. "There's no bathroom," he said. "The yard is full of bushes." So... there could be something worse than a bathroom with two toilets in it! That said, I'm not sharing. I can wait. And is this one of the two bathrooms, or is it both of the two bathrooms?

Ash said...

Maybe she refuses to share for reasons of "poor aim"?

Mary Jean said...

I live in New Orleans and have been to quite a few bars here that have the exact same setup.

Jenea said...

I'm guessing one of them is a bidet.