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- Mt. Rainier could blow any minute now, you know
- Peel back corner to allow steam to vent
- Pants Ironed While You Wait
- Hey!
- Plan B
- Not included: gum
- squeak
- Still life with mannequin, bottle, Star Trek
- TGIF.
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- Fine with me.
- "San Diego Home with Charm"
- Included: butter, salt
- Little boxes, in the bathroom, little boxes filled...
- It carries its listing on its back
- What... a... dump.
- For your Family Night activity
- Because it's easier to vacuum this way, that's why
- Wish you were here
- See you in church!
- I knew that degree in political economy would come...
- Sleep with the fishes, kid
- It's German for "love of the mirrored, flocked wal...
- Ahhhh, room to stretch
- I've got listings that jingle jangle jingle
- Included: black, white
- No, not New Zealand this time
- The hook is for the rope bridge through the tiny door
- Time to check your carbon monoxide detector's batt...
- "I understand what I'm saying! I understand what I...
- Does not meet ADA standards.
- Let's get ready to rumble!
- I know what I like, and that's not it
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- I think that I shall never see
- (sound of harp strumming)
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10 comments:
I thought the housing market bubble had burst. Guess not.
Maybe she's locked up in the garage.
Inevitable: housing bubble jokes.
And yet, I keeping wondering: does Patrick McGoohan live here?
There's no place like home, baby.
You can attend the open house simply by tapping your heels together three times!
Aw. That latticing to the space under the house makes me think of Stand by Me.
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
Eeeeehehehehehe! I'll get you, Dorothy!!
In theory, sending a killer cyborg house back in time to kill John Connor seemed clever, but they could never get the guy to go into the damned thing, and thus the whole Terminator concept was revamped.
"Why did you think a giant bubble would help sell this place?"
"Shut up, that's why!"
Looking at the listing it says "with appliances." Isn't a refrigerator an appliance?
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