Plan B
Josh found this listing, and pointed out something I didn't see right away: "Mmmh. A foreclosure that is empty except for a red, 1-gallon can of gasoline." Whoops.
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- Mt. Rainier could blow any minute now, you know
- Peel back corner to allow steam to vent
- Pants Ironed While You Wait
- Hey!
- Plan B
- Not included: gum
- squeak
- Still life with mannequin, bottle, Star Trek
- TGIF.
- Not included: squished witch
- Fine with me.
- "San Diego Home with Charm"
- Included: butter, salt
- Little boxes, in the bathroom, little boxes filled...
- It carries its listing on its back
- What... a... dump.
- For your Family Night activity
- Because it's easier to vacuum this way, that's why
- Wish you were here
- See you in church!
- I knew that degree in political economy would come...
- Sleep with the fishes, kid
- It's German for "love of the mirrored, flocked wal...
- Ahhhh, room to stretch
- I've got listings that jingle jangle jingle
- Included: black, white
- No, not New Zealand this time
- The hook is for the rope bridge through the tiny door
- Time to check your carbon monoxide detector's batt...
- "I understand what I'm saying! I understand what I...
- Does not meet ADA standards.
- Let's get ready to rumble!
- I know what I like, and that's not it
- Not included: head
- I think that I shall never see
- (sound of harp strumming)
- Re this blog
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21 comments:
I always wondered what the term "fire sale" meant. Now I know.
What's Tilted?~ a quiz ~
1. The camera.
2. The room.
3. YOUR SOOOOUL.
For some reason, i keep thinking of that scene from the movie Orange County.
"and she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said "You better not... you better not!"
Los Arboles...let's see...that must refer to the only 2 trees planted on this lovely pink complex.
That poor plastic hanger, left behind. It looks so forlorn. "Will no one ever hang me in a closet again?" it wonders.
So many movie references in this one. For example:
Photo 1 - the theme from The Odd Couple starts up.
Photo 11 - "You really think God reached down and stopped these bullets?"
Photo 16 - the toilet used in 2001: A Space Oddessey.
Enough with the pink already!
Pink is the new black.
One thing that would depress me is buying a condo that doesn't have a washer and dryer. Do you really own your own residence if you have to haul your laundry around outside?
One could argue you don't really own a home so long as the local tax authority can put a lien on it if you don't pay them ad infinitum. Or if you have a mortgage, you're just renting the home from the bank.
pyromania. your blog is amazing.
Florida and thier pink...Miami Vice cops from the 80s lived here, I think...
I love the toilet on the wall in the last photo.
I read the title, then looked at the picture and all I saw was the hanger, I thought the worst. I'm Sorry.
Uhh... when I read "Plan B" I immediately thought of the pill you take when you break/don't use a condom..... then I saw the single coat hanger.
hummmmm
I would be concerned about the apparent slope to the building and wonder if it is on a cracked foundation. The wall to the left looks vertical, however the floor and wall separation measure out of plumb.
The vertical toilet tribute for the space shuttle is an awesome touch.
I noticed in photo 10 there's a beer on the counter....
im diggin the (what LOOKS LIKE) stickers on the wall in what is probly the bedroom. id fork over an extra $100 JUST for those :D they're BEAUTIFUL!
God...you kill me. Hilarious.
My parent's neighbors rented their house out while they were away (Foreign Service). They had to evict one renter for whatever reason. The neighbors had asked my mom to walk thru the house with the real estate agent after the renters left. They found a can of sterno (cooking fuel) and a can of some sort of oil on the stove that was turned on. They turned off the stove, left the house and called the police. We were shuffled further down the street to another neighbor's and the bomb squad arrived on our quiet little street to go thru the home. From what I remember, it was one of the kids that did it - he was my age and had already be caught playing with fire (burned his brother's leg with a lighter and can of hairspray).
Wow, what is wrong with me. I saw the title "Plan B"...and my eyes instantly raced to the clothes hanger,then headed straight to abortion.
Now I can't decide if I should feel stupid or ashamed. :(
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