"Do not street appraise."
Whaddya want for half a million, windows? Hah.
My books: available for very, very little money
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- Nostalgia
- This photo raises more questions than it answers.
- What room is this?
- I bet there's a story behind this...
- A little privacy, guys?
- There's a slight chance that the kitchen needs work.
- Oh my. Why can't all listings be like this?
- Half a million bucks...
- Ah! It has a corner.
- It's just a scratch.
- Is this... good?
- More work-triangle efficiency
- Wall to wall to wall to wall to wall carpeting!
- I want to know more.
- Ready for that BATF stand-off
- Make every photo count.
- Screw it. Let's just sell the place.
- $200,000 and all this could be yours!
- I find this photo soothing.
- Nobody likes pools.
- Dora Dora Dora Dora Dora
- Awww.
- Looks a lot like my desk.
- Cough, cough
- It's smiling at me!
- "EL DUMPO!!"
- "need some TLC"
- That'll keep the nosy neighbors from spying on you.
- Decisions, decisions
- I cannot mock this house...
- Sometimes you need a snack. Or some music.
- Say "Yes!" to safety
- Eew. Eew. Eew eew eew.
- I have a spare $1,500,000. Whatever shall I buy?
- It's snowing! It's snowing!
- "Good location, good house with some work."
- dah... dah... dah... DAH DAH! dum dum dum dum dum ...
- SeaTac House of Mystery
- Investment opportunity
- I'll pay extra if you don't include it.
- It's all about Work Triangle Efficiency.
- At least it doesn't have granite countertops.
- No, I swear, I own it.
- Have a seat! Up there. Go on.
- Finally! I've been looking for a... uh... thing.
- I just... no.
- Termites?
- Bonuses?
- Do not adjust your monitor.
- And behind Curtain Number One we have...
- "Must make a appointment!!! Dogs!!"
- Good luck mowing that lawn
- Um...
- BEDS: 5 (1 HIDDEN)
- "Do not street appraise."
- PLEASE KNOCK
- Ack-centuate the positive
- Smokers OK
- "It's this or the nursing home, mom. Your choice."
- (Cue patriotic music)
- "Appliances that stay..."
- One VERY BIG bedroom.
- If your pants are over there... what are you wearing?
- SINK FOR ILLUSTRATIVE PURPOSES ONLY
- A ten-minute walk from Bill Gates's house.
- And yet, I say "no thank you."
- If we sell it, we don't have to clean it.
- Shhhh.
- The photo that started this all.
- The sofa, furious, stormed off, taking the cushion...
- Not even trying.
- So... calm.
- Included: oven, plants, fridge, plants, water cool...
- It's as if I already lived there.
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1 comments:
Wow, these prices are as bad as NY! These photos are hysterical!
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