Um...
Is the shower curtain included? (To be fair: they say it "needs a completed overhaul.")
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- Nostalgia
- This photo raises more questions than it answers.
- What room is this?
- I bet there's a story behind this...
- A little privacy, guys?
- There's a slight chance that the kitchen needs work.
- Oh my. Why can't all listings be like this?
- Half a million bucks...
- Ah! It has a corner.
- It's just a scratch.
- Is this... good?
- More work-triangle efficiency
- Wall to wall to wall to wall to wall carpeting!
- I want to know more.
- Ready for that BATF stand-off
- Make every photo count.
- Screw it. Let's just sell the place.
- $200,000 and all this could be yours!
- I find this photo soothing.
- Nobody likes pools.
- Dora Dora Dora Dora Dora
- Awww.
- Looks a lot like my desk.
- Cough, cough
- It's smiling at me!
- "EL DUMPO!!"
- "need some TLC"
- That'll keep the nosy neighbors from spying on you.
- Decisions, decisions
- I cannot mock this house...
- Sometimes you need a snack. Or some music.
- Say "Yes!" to safety
- Eew. Eew. Eew eew eew.
- I have a spare $1,500,000. Whatever shall I buy?
- It's snowing! It's snowing!
- "Good location, good house with some work."
- dah... dah... dah... DAH DAH! dum dum dum dum dum ...
- SeaTac House of Mystery
- Investment opportunity
- I'll pay extra if you don't include it.
- It's all about Work Triangle Efficiency.
- At least it doesn't have granite countertops.
- No, I swear, I own it.
- Have a seat! Up there. Go on.
- Finally! I've been looking for a... uh... thing.
- I just... no.
- Termites?
- Bonuses?
- Do not adjust your monitor.
- And behind Curtain Number One we have...
- "Must make a appointment!!! Dogs!!"
- Good luck mowing that lawn
- Um...
- BEDS: 5 (1 HIDDEN)
- "Do not street appraise."
- PLEASE KNOCK
- Ack-centuate the positive
- Smokers OK
- "It's this or the nursing home, mom. Your choice."
- (Cue patriotic music)
- "Appliances that stay..."
- One VERY BIG bedroom.
- If your pants are over there... what are you wearing?
- SINK FOR ILLUSTRATIVE PURPOSES ONLY
- A ten-minute walk from Bill Gates's house.
- And yet, I say "no thank you."
- If we sell it, we don't have to clean it.
- Shhhh.
- The photo that started this all.
- The sofa, furious, stormed off, taking the cushion...
- Not even trying.
- So... calm.
- Included: oven, plants, fridge, plants, water cool...
- It's as if I already lived there.
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2 comments:
Yeah. Waddaya want for 135k, a palace in move-in condition?? Tough to decide which photo to go with on that listing! This place is smaller in sq ft than our apartment...move back to Queens!
What happened!?! I'm not sure an elephant locked in the bathroom could cause more damage... And the frilly shower curtain isn't going to hide it.
T
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