I bet there's a story behind this...
...and that it's not a cheerful one. I can't think of any happy reason why people would have photos like this in their listing.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
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- Nostalgia
- This photo raises more questions than it answers.
- What room is this?
- I bet there's a story behind this...
- A little privacy, guys?
- There's a slight chance that the kitchen needs work.
- Oh my. Why can't all listings be like this?
- Half a million bucks...
- Ah! It has a corner.
- It's just a scratch.
- Is this... good?
- More work-triangle efficiency
- Wall to wall to wall to wall to wall carpeting!
- I want to know more.
- Ready for that BATF stand-off
- Make every photo count.
- Screw it. Let's just sell the place.
- $200,000 and all this could be yours!
- I find this photo soothing.
- Nobody likes pools.
- Dora Dora Dora Dora Dora
- Awww.
- Looks a lot like my desk.
- Cough, cough
- It's smiling at me!
- "EL DUMPO!!"
- "need some TLC"
- That'll keep the nosy neighbors from spying on you.
- Decisions, decisions
- I cannot mock this house...
- Sometimes you need a snack. Or some music.
- Say "Yes!" to safety
- Eew. Eew. Eew eew eew.
- I have a spare $1,500,000. Whatever shall I buy?
- It's snowing! It's snowing!
- "Good location, good house with some work."
- dah... dah... dah... DAH DAH! dum dum dum dum dum ...
- SeaTac House of Mystery
- Investment opportunity
- I'll pay extra if you don't include it.
- It's all about Work Triangle Efficiency.
- At least it doesn't have granite countertops.
- No, I swear, I own it.
- Have a seat! Up there. Go on.
- Finally! I've been looking for a... uh... thing.
- I just... no.
- Termites?
- Bonuses?
- Do not adjust your monitor.
- And behind Curtain Number One we have...
- "Must make a appointment!!! Dogs!!"
- Good luck mowing that lawn
- Um...
- BEDS: 5 (1 HIDDEN)
- "Do not street appraise."
- PLEASE KNOCK
- Ack-centuate the positive
- Smokers OK
- "It's this or the nursing home, mom. Your choice."
- (Cue patriotic music)
- "Appliances that stay..."
- One VERY BIG bedroom.
- If your pants are over there... what are you wearing?
- SINK FOR ILLUSTRATIVE PURPOSES ONLY
- A ten-minute walk from Bill Gates's house.
- And yet, I say "no thank you."
- If we sell it, we don't have to clean it.
- Shhhh.
- The photo that started this all.
- The sofa, furious, stormed off, taking the cushion...
- Not even trying.
- So... calm.
- Included: oven, plants, fridge, plants, water cool...
- It's as if I already lived there.
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4 comments:
Yeah, all the pics of this house are just kinda sad. Especially the little dollhouse sitting against the wall in the last photo in the series. Repossession maybe? New owner will have to burn a lot of -- is it sage? -- to clear out the sadness from this palce.
I just discovered your blog. It's GREAT! While a lot of the pictures are hilarious, some are just downright depressing (like this one).
Shelves are overrated. I prefer to keep my belongings on the floor.
T
Site of a tragic laundry massacre, perhaps?
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