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...and all this could be yours.
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- Nostalgia
- This photo raises more questions than it answers.
- What room is this?
- I bet there's a story behind this...
- A little privacy, guys?
- There's a slight chance that the kitchen needs work.
- Oh my. Why can't all listings be like this?
- Half a million bucks...
- Ah! It has a corner.
- It's just a scratch.
- Is this... good?
- More work-triangle efficiency
- Wall to wall to wall to wall to wall carpeting!
- I want to know more.
- Ready for that BATF stand-off
- Make every photo count.
- Screw it. Let's just sell the place.
- $200,000 and all this could be yours!
- I find this photo soothing.
- Nobody likes pools.
- Dora Dora Dora Dora Dora
- Awww.
- Looks a lot like my desk.
- Cough, cough
- It's smiling at me!
- "EL DUMPO!!"
- "need some TLC"
- That'll keep the nosy neighbors from spying on you.
- Decisions, decisions
- I cannot mock this house...
- Sometimes you need a snack. Or some music.
- Say "Yes!" to safety
- Eew. Eew. Eew eew eew.
- I have a spare $1,500,000. Whatever shall I buy?
- It's snowing! It's snowing!
- "Good location, good house with some work."
- dah... dah... dah... DAH DAH! dum dum dum dum dum ...
- SeaTac House of Mystery
- Investment opportunity
- I'll pay extra if you don't include it.
- It's all about Work Triangle Efficiency.
- At least it doesn't have granite countertops.
- No, I swear, I own it.
- Have a seat! Up there. Go on.
- Finally! I've been looking for a... uh... thing.
- I just... no.
- Termites?
- Bonuses?
- Do not adjust your monitor.
- And behind Curtain Number One we have...
- "Must make a appointment!!! Dogs!!"
- Good luck mowing that lawn
- Um...
- BEDS: 5 (1 HIDDEN)
- "Do not street appraise."
- PLEASE KNOCK
- Ack-centuate the positive
- Smokers OK
- "It's this or the nursing home, mom. Your choice."
- (Cue patriotic music)
- "Appliances that stay..."
- One VERY BIG bedroom.
- If your pants are over there... what are you wearing?
- SINK FOR ILLUSTRATIVE PURPOSES ONLY
- A ten-minute walk from Bill Gates's house.
- And yet, I say "no thank you."
- If we sell it, we don't have to clean it.
- Shhhh.
- The photo that started this all.
- The sofa, furious, stormed off, taking the cushion...
- Not even trying.
- So... calm.
- Included: oven, plants, fridge, plants, water cool...
- It's as if I already lived there.
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3 comments:
Oh, and the front and back of the house are so nice, too! Maybe you can sell all the crap from the backyard to help pay for the house...
And did you check out the great location. Right under the BART tracks without a stop in walking distance. Use the little map at the bottom of the listing to rotate around the neighborhood. The pile of crap in the yard is the best looking thing in the site.
The price of scrap metal is going up...
T
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