What? Nothing wrong here.
Nope, just an apartment.
AAAAHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
For disbelievers: really. Here it is. I've recently had a few people express disbelief that some of these photos are really from listings. But they are, they really truly are, and that's what makes the world such a wonderful place. Sometimes the listing has been taken down or changed by the time I get it posted, but the photos I use are all snagged -- by me -- from actual real estate listings. Cross my heart.
(Jake sent this to You Suck at Craigslist, who thoughtfully passed it along to me.)