What's up with the bathroom? You have to jump over the toilet to get into the shower!!!
Looks like a normal house otherwise. So, I've got to assume that's a stain that's a stain that is going to require replacing the floor.
Looks like the oven threw up.
Is that.... BLOOD??? I'm sure it's just a stain.... but man I thought it was blood at first! What stains THAT badly?*creepy*
@Anonymous: LOL!!!@Chani W: grape juice. It'll stain that badly, as will some flavors of Gat*rAde (ask me how I know).The least they could do is try to bleach it out before photographing it. Couldn't they?
I do plenty of stabbin' and axe murderin', and I can tell you one thing: you just gotta seal your grout if you're gonna be bleedin' folks in your kitchen.
Heh. Scroll down and among the description it lists: Pool: No pool, none. Strange, forlorn quality to that declaration. You know, I get that there is a glut of these foreclosures, and particularly in AZ that is very true. Take the picture from a different angle, for goodness sake. Walk over and take the picture from the corner by the dishwasher, instead of looking in at the dishwasher. Chances are the stain of off-putting origin will be concealed. An entire two seconds of effort to not have anyone viewing the listing go away with an extra special "Ew." associated with the place. Yes, they'd see it in person, but at least in person you'd be able to figure out if the place needs cleaning, or the floor needs replacing. Online you just end up wondering who the frak died.
Solution: area rug.Good lord...What was going in [or coming out of] that dishwasher?!?!?
The oven and the cabinets are left with their mouths hanging open in disbelief after witnessing the horrifying events that resulted in that stain...Grief counselors will be provided for the witnesses.
I get so tired of stabbing myself accidentally while unloading the dishwasher that eventually I just stop cleaning it up.
So, was this house free?
"SOLD AS IS CONDITION. NO SPDS AND CLUE REPORT"I don't know what an SPDS and Clue Report is all about but it might have something to do with the stain. Crime scene? Where's the yellow tape?(Mid-C Frank, I noticed that about the toilet crammed up against the tub in the bathroom. Not very spacious.)
Garage Description: 2.5 Car GarageWhat's 1/2? A motorcycle?
Is the house being sold to pay for bail? or an appeal on that murder conviction?
As the realtor says it is a "beautil" house. Maybe that's just what beautil looks like.
Wow Kitchen, my favorite place in our house, you can always see me in there you can't see me on the other places of the house.Deirdre Gonzales
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