Thursday, February 19, 2009

Ve haff vays of making you buy the Haus



Who told you about this listing? Who? Tell us, damn you!

14 comments:

PrincessLuceval said...

"Fell out of escrow"? That must've been painful.

The bricks in the back are for the waterboarding pool, maybe?

E said...

Wow. A 1-story, 3 bedroom, 1 bath house with 855 sf, with an elevator!! That must be why the price is so high!

But... where does the elevator go? To the roof?

Kelli said...

Haha, crack me up!

Linnea said...

lol - anyone else suddenly think of Mel Brooks in the Muppet Movie as the German doctor?

Anonymous said...

Hello, apparent sag in the roof-line. Ah, the stories you could tell of compromised structural integrity. Maybe the bricks are to prop up the middle of the house.

Anonymous said...

"DON'T LET THE UN-KEPT YARD FOOL YOU -TAKE A LOOK INSIDE"

Wasn't there an Alfred Hitchcock show about that?

kelliebean said...

Wait - what about my one phone call? I see a phone there...

Glory von Hathor said...

Is it just me or when you see it from the outside, is it just a bit, bananafied?

Alissa said...

I guess the ceiling is painted a dark color (not sure why) in this photo, but at first I thought I was looking at a couple of walls propped up in some Hollywood soundstage somewhere. All I know is if I were going to live on a movie set, I would defnitely pick a cooler movie.

Anonymous said...

"DON'T LET THE UN-KEPT YARD FOOL YOU -TAKE A LOOK INSIDE"

And there are a grand total of TWO photographs of the inside. If it's so great inside, you might want to post more pictures.

(Also, STOP SHOUTING.)

Anonymous said...

It's $158.00 a square foot, in San Diego. That's the same price per square foot as yesterday's terror-inducing offer.

It may not be a palace (it isn't!) but at least it doesn't look like it's sitting atop a super-fund cleanup site. It also apparently has working plumbing, and electricity. Oh, the luxury!

leftyfro said...

Whenever I see wicker bottom chairs, I think of that scene in Casino Royale.

Anonymous said...

Does the water boarding take place in the room in the picture, or in another room?

Marytoo said...

Is this house related to the one in the previous post?