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- This Listing: Now with More White Power!
- "Serene small town living"
- You should see how much the steering wheel costs
- Falls down lighter! And fluffier!
- Swab the decks! And don't forget the living room.
- clap clap clap clap
- Mutant Listing
- Stop picking on the poor Realtors
- Charge!
- ...for certain definitions of "motivated."
- Ve haff vays of making you buy the Haus
- "Fixer! Fixer! Fixer!"
- "This home needs some TLC"
- X
- Oh, Eth, how we'll miss you.
- Please bring the flag
- Poor Trin. Or maybe Tkin.
- You have much luck with that?
- Pssst. Any FBI agents reading this?
- Not included: corpse
- The end of the listing.
- Spiderman, a wolverine, and an Indian walk into a ...
- Dual-purpose plumbing
- Lullabye... and goodnight...
- This post qualifies for Energy Star
- KKKlassy!
- Come back!
- This is how I get to work every morning
- For Fido the giraffe
- Measure once, cut once
- It's just there to add a dash of color
- I'm too sleepy to be mean
- A rovin', a rovin
- A for effort
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12 comments:
The door! Do not open the door!
Is that a face on the toilet tank? It looks like a cross between The Joker and an angry bee.
Could anybody, ever, pleeeeeeease close the toilet lid?!
Should there be a fireplace of something in that #4 picture?
I found the buried treasure!
In the picture with the bed is that the shell of an old washer and dryer that someone is using as a headboard? Is that what's going on? Unless I am seeing it wrong, it looks like there is a hollow space where the actual works of the washer/dryer would be.
Alissa, the washer/drier headboard...I was trying to figure out what that was. Thank you for enlightening me!
I think you're right, Alissa ... at first I thought it was just your normal everyday portable space heater stand/blockade, but upon closer inspection, it does look like the fascias of a couple of hapless dryers. Guess these ones didn't escape in time ...
If only every house I visited came with visual instructors, how helpful.
Surely The Headboard (whatever you use to construct it) is on the top ten list of Places Not To Operate A Space Heater. You could probably make money, though, taking bets on which would catch fire first, your hair or your bedding. Of course you might have a hard time finding bettors because they'd worry you wouldn't be around when the time came to pay off.
Oh, wait. Is that a plug strip sticking out from under the bed? And are the space heaters plugged into it? Because then the bet would have to be three ways: hair, bedding, or electrical system?
It's getting hot in herrrree so take off all your clothes....... (Nelly)
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