Dear new owner...
Aw, look! They left you a little "Welcome to your new home" note.
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- Tacoma Dome
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- For deep, deep cleaning
- Oh, the pain of my catharsis
- All the standard kitchen appliances
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- Scavenger hunt
- She'll be right.
- Still drunks, but they're our drunks
- Cracking up, or about to punch the photographer?
- Someday it will become a state
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- *honk, honk*
- Oh, screw it
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- $1399 / 3br - 3-Level TH, event horizon
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- "garage house (hollis)"
- Wood paneling, haunt me! Wood paneling, haunt me!
- Closely resembling an apartment you can rent
- Dear new owner...
- Luxury!
- Trial Version!
- Suck it in just a little further, buddy...
- The Citgo sign is just out of the frame
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- Built during the bricklayers' strike of 1918
- This is Allston, not LA
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13 comments:
The note is such a nice touch. For me, the welcoming blanket of purple would be enough.
I like the description. "Big back yard located in a convenient place." What?
Now, is it "Git out!" as in "No ignorant gits allowed" or "The gits who used to own this home are now out of it"?
Ha! I thought that was a little girl's room, but the whole house appears to be purple.
I also like the "backyard located in a convenient place" ... what, like outdoors?
I don't know what I like more, the beautiful easter egg purple walls with the hand drawn artwork, the backyard of death or the moldy walls in picture #5. Hmmmmmm, it's all so good. :)
They should have written "PAINT ME".
"Don't let the outside fool ya!" Ok--how about the inside then?
The backyard is conveniently located ... in the back. Just so's you don't waste time looking for it.
That is some mighty powerful purple paint -- much stronger than its weak, mold-susceptible white cousin!
Anonymous (no, the other Anonymous) -
You know the old saying, "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and ... I'm a fool for the city."
[noneface]
Looking at the scrawl on the bthroom door reveals this place is in a gang-infested area.
But don't worry...IT'S A BARGAIN!
Stuart, you're wrong on the quote. It's actually, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, what a fool believes."
How cute, they're starting the house taggers younger and younger.
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