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- Damn paparazzi
- Your parents must be so proud.
- Tacoma Dome
- Madness in every direction
- Heart and soul, la la la la la la, heart and soul,...
- Forbidden knowledge
- Everybody's looking for something
- For deep, deep cleaning
- Oh, the pain of my catharsis
- All the standard kitchen appliances
- They can be so pushy sometimes.
- You never calll, you never write...
- Scavenger hunt
- She'll be right.
- Still drunks, but they're our drunks
- Cracking up, or about to punch the photographer?
- Someday it will become a state
- An aside
- *honk, honk*
- Oh, screw it
- It's all here
- Why so glum, chum?
- Avoiding listings altogether
- A little privacy, please? Part II
- I'll pet it and brush it and call it "AAAAAHHHHHHH...
- You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to toss...
- I must go down to pee again
- An old friend shows up
- Better than one of those shiny new outhouses
- In the not too distant listing...
- $1399 / 3br - 3-Level TH, event horizon
- Fortunately... unfortunately...
- All for the want of a notepad
- I dialed 911 a long time ago / Don't you see... oh...
- "garage house (hollis)"
- Wood paneling, haunt me! Wood paneling, haunt me!
- Closely resembling an apartment you can rent
- Dear new owner...
- Luxury!
- Trial Version!
- Suck it in just a little further, buddy...
- The Citgo sign is just out of the frame
- Humanity won't be happy until the last interior de...
- Built during the bricklayers' strike of 1918
- This is Allston, not LA
- It's the mud creature!
- The mud and the blood and the beer and the "for sa...
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11 comments:
Maybe they are actually trying to sell the vehicles as living space. I mean Jewel did live in a van at one point, are we really too good for that?
Nothing says lovingly cared for like a thick carpet of moss on the roof.
Wow! Who knew Washington state was part of Appalachia?!?!
It's TWO lots in one listing!
The property is such a DOG, the listing makes reference to the adjacent land being for sale. Put the two lots together and you've got a three building property! Whoo-hoo! Not just one headache, but three! With zoning issues! WHOOT!
But hey, how much for the van?
..."property is 3,000 sq. ft. w/ample space to hide the bodies. Sorry, scary van not included."
- Serial Killers Realty
"Large driveway, perfect if you like to entertain your friends at home!"
No?
Ok, maybe it doesn't compensate for the rest.
did you hear me peel out of that driveway..took one look and I was outta here...No really the house is just lovely...do the broken down cars come with the place cause if they don't I'm not buying the house..:)
"This house needs a lot of work & a lot of clean-up of debris. Are you the one to fix it?"
You gotta give 'em credit, they are one of the more truthful agents we've seen.
I love how the ad tells your this property is a piece of crap and we know it, but maybe we can interest you in this other piece of crap we have for sale next door. ??????
I think they've already used that van to hide a body. Or as a prison... Either way, they should take care of that hand hanging out before law enforcement passes by...
It occurs to me that by mentioning the lot next door, but failing to picture anything about it, it may actually be worse.
Also, is there something sticking out of the window of the van? Is it...was it...should it be...alive?
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