My ride's here! Gotta go!
Maybe they are actually trying to sell the vehicles as living space. I mean Jewel did live in a van at one point, are we really too good for that?
Nothing says lovingly cared for like a thick carpet of moss on the roof.
Wow! Who knew Washington state was part of Appalachia?!?!
It's TWO lots in one listing!The property is such a DOG, the listing makes reference to the adjacent land being for sale. Put the two lots together and you've got a three building property! Whoo-hoo! Not just one headache, but three! With zoning issues! WHOOT!But hey, how much for the van?
..."property is 3,000 sq. ft. w/ample space to hide the bodies. Sorry, scary van not included."- Serial Killers Realty
"Large driveway, perfect if you like to entertain your friends at home!"No?Ok, maybe it doesn't compensate for the rest.
did you hear me peel out of that driveway..took one look and I was outta here...No really the house is just lovely...do the broken down cars come with the place cause if they don't I'm not buying the house..:)
"This house needs a lot of work & a lot of clean-up of debris. Are you the one to fix it?"You gotta give 'em credit, they are one of the more truthful agents we've seen.
I love how the ad tells your this property is a piece of crap and we know it, but maybe we can interest you in this other piece of crap we have for sale next door. ??????
I think they've already used that van to hide a body. Or as a prison... Either way, they should take care of that hand hanging out before law enforcement passes by...
It occurs to me that by mentioning the lot next door, but failing to picture anything about it, it may actually be worse. Also, is there something sticking out of the window of the van? Is it...was it...should it be...alive?
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