"How can we take a photo in this haze? The air's as thick as a my mum's Pavlova!"
"No worries. We'll just blow the smoke away with this fan."
"Good on ya! That's that sorted, then. Take the snap and let's go to the hotel for some hunkies of snook-lolly."
"I have no idea what you just said."
"Me neither. Sorry. I think she's just making this crap up."
(Found by Rowan.)