Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Suck it in just a little further, buddy...


Peek-a-boo! I see you! You should learn how to crop photos, too!

To be fair: he is hiding behind the cupboard. To be even more fair: he's hiding on the wrong frikkin' side of the cupboard.


(Found by Tim.)

21 comments:

thefarmersdaughter said...

I've seen some pretty horrid pictures on this site (my favorite site by the way) but this is just really creepy....

Bill's Bayou said...

Maybe that's a man-shaped fridge. It's full of beer, bacon, and brats.

PatientVengeance said...

OK if we are being totally fair he has his eyes closed (I think). Haven't you ever heard, If I can't see you, you can't see me? Or something like that.

Anonymous said...

"OK, we're gonna take a picture now. Can ya lean the corpse up against the wall so it's outta the way? Thanks."

Unknown said...

Is it just the perspective, or does the stiff dead body look ridiculously tall in comparison to not only the apartment fridge but the door beside the stove, too?

RAS said...

He's a prototype of the new line of Real Dolls for women. Isn't he realistic? So lifelike.

Stuart said...

Bill's Bayou -

That's not a brat. [shakinghead]

Stuart said...

Those weekends at Bernie's are always so quiet and relaxing.

Anonymous said...

This man has not learned How Not To Be Seen.

Glory von Hathor said...

"*****GET ALL THE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK RIGHT HERE*****" says the agent's website, disturbingly.

Anonymous said...

Nope Didn't even see him....HAHA How hard is it to go into another room? For pete's sake...

Unknown said...

Makes the other pictures of the vacant rooms much more exciting, wondering what sort of macabre machinations are lurking just outside of the camera's view.

Gamzulatov said...

You know,

If it is cropped correctly, this picture looks like a screen grab from Quincy MD.

http://gamzu.tumblr.com/post/83766630/qunicy-md-screen-grab

Unknown said...

Maybe we wouldn't see him if he was wearing a lamp shade ;-)

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious!! :) Thanx for making my day again :)

The Honorable Mayor of Bethville said...

Buster Bluth: Master of Disguise.

Anonymous said...

I want to know what's behind the fridge - it seems to be sticking wayyy out.

Anonymous said...

that photographer is really mean. "... oh sure, I'll crop you out, definitely - no problem ..."

Cat Nap Inn Primitives said...

that one is too funny..I always enjoy stopping by here everyday..you always always make me laugh!:)

Stephanie Smyth said...

My son says that the man must be on a time out.

Anonymous said...

Ha! I cracked up at the pic and then read the comments--just as funny! Stephanie, smart kiddo you have there. :-)