Thursday, March 5, 2009

Trial Version!


This happy crew was found by Mr. Zarquon. I think it's sweet that the three women haven't shunned the conjoined twins in the middle.

19 comments:

Bill's Bayou said...

Add 50 pounds, 20 years, and flip the guy/girl ratio and you'll have the ACTUAL pool side attendees at this place.

Meg said...

"Complimentary Coffee Courtesy Patrol 7 Nights A Week"

What pray tell is a Coffee Courtesy Patrol? Should I read that as seven nights a week someone drops by to refill my coffee? Because that would be pretty sweet.

Ps. Did the blonde have her liver removed to get that thin? I mean, I know it's Hollywood and all.

webbie said...

I'm perplexed by the photo of the empty apartment. Is that a vertical blind serving as a room divider?

GeePig said...

Hey, who stole my vacation pictures?

Big Liver Girl said...

clearly the liver was removed with the chunk of bathingsuit intended to cover it. I'm not sure I'd still wear the suit that attracted the shark in the first place.

MistyQ said...

ugh. living there would be my own worst personal nightmare.

~~Silk said...

They offer
PAY THE MARKET RATE OF $1355 PER MONTH
OR
PAY $1243 FOR THE TERM OF THE LEASE
OR
RECEIVE A 42" PLASMA AND $200

Um, I'll take the third option. Think they could mail it to me?

Callisto said...

I'm still trying to figure out what the kids are doing. Those have to be some of the most awkward poses I've ever seen.

Glory von Hathor said...

According to the full advert, tiny, blinking, siamese cats in paper bags are welcome.

Darla said...

Too bad the one in the all black bikini was a bit too chunky for Hollywood.., hence the beach ball coverin'er up..

Anonymous said...

Wow, that dude knows how to "kick it poolside", as an Old Skool rapper would say. Just like in a beer commercial.

Anonymous said...

To live here do you have to pose for half naked pictures by the pool? Maybe Joe Frances helps buy the plasma tvs for the new tenants...

I am guessing the bedroom doesn't have a window, therefore no wall with a door allowed, but at least there is a wall of mirrors!

Melanie A. said...

"Simulated vinyl?" Okay, I'm nitpicking.

But they're offering Flooring, and on On-Site Gated Entry. These are both very convenient.

awarinner said...

"Simulated Vinyl" just breathes quality.

Alissa said...

This is so goofy and cheesy that it looks like a joke. These pictures would definitely scare me away from ever even looking at the apartment.

Marytoo said...

BBQ Gas Grills Laundry On-Site Gated Entry...well, duh, where else would you grill your laundry?

And how about that Carpeting Flooring Wood Simulated Vinyl!

Anonymous said...

I live in that area. What they are conveniently leaving out is that this complex is practically on top of a MAJOR freeway. Where do I sign?!

harmonicpies said...

I was ready to move in until I saw the cutsey blinking kittens and realized that Dolores Umbridge must be the property manager.

morethananumber said...

I like how we can have mountains, the beach with dolphins, AND the city right next to 45+ stores.

I would be afraid to swim in that pool, with the leering dude.