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This happy crew was found by Mr. Zarquon. I think it's sweet that the three women haven't shunned the conjoined twins in the middle.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
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- Damn paparazzi
- Your parents must be so proud.
- Tacoma Dome
- Madness in every direction
- Heart and soul, la la la la la la, heart and soul,...
- Forbidden knowledge
- Everybody's looking for something
- For deep, deep cleaning
- Oh, the pain of my catharsis
- All the standard kitchen appliances
- They can be so pushy sometimes.
- You never calll, you never write...
- Scavenger hunt
- She'll be right.
- Still drunks, but they're our drunks
- Cracking up, or about to punch the photographer?
- Someday it will become a state
- An aside
- *honk, honk*
- Oh, screw it
- It's all here
- Why so glum, chum?
- Avoiding listings altogether
- A little privacy, please? Part II
- I'll pet it and brush it and call it "AAAAAHHHHHHH...
- You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to toss...
- I must go down to pee again
- An old friend shows up
- Better than one of those shiny new outhouses
- In the not too distant listing...
- $1399 / 3br - 3-Level TH, event horizon
- Fortunately... unfortunately...
- All for the want of a notepad
- I dialed 911 a long time ago / Don't you see... oh...
- "garage house (hollis)"
- Wood paneling, haunt me! Wood paneling, haunt me!
- Closely resembling an apartment you can rent
- Dear new owner...
- Luxury!
- Trial Version!
- Suck it in just a little further, buddy...
- The Citgo sign is just out of the frame
- Humanity won't be happy until the last interior de...
- Built during the bricklayers' strike of 1918
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19 comments:
Add 50 pounds, 20 years, and flip the guy/girl ratio and you'll have the ACTUAL pool side attendees at this place.
"Complimentary Coffee Courtesy Patrol 7 Nights A Week"
What pray tell is a Coffee Courtesy Patrol? Should I read that as seven nights a week someone drops by to refill my coffee? Because that would be pretty sweet.
Ps. Did the blonde have her liver removed to get that thin? I mean, I know it's Hollywood and all.
I'm perplexed by the photo of the empty apartment. Is that a vertical blind serving as a room divider?
Hey, who stole my vacation pictures?
clearly the liver was removed with the chunk of bathingsuit intended to cover it. I'm not sure I'd still wear the suit that attracted the shark in the first place.
ugh. living there would be my own worst personal nightmare.
They offer
PAY THE MARKET RATE OF $1355 PER MONTH
OR
PAY $1243 FOR THE TERM OF THE LEASE
OR
RECEIVE A 42" PLASMA AND $200
Um, I'll take the third option. Think they could mail it to me?
I'm still trying to figure out what the kids are doing. Those have to be some of the most awkward poses I've ever seen.
According to the full advert, tiny, blinking, siamese cats in paper bags are welcome.
Too bad the one in the all black bikini was a bit too chunky for Hollywood.., hence the beach ball coverin'er up..
Wow, that dude knows how to "kick it poolside", as an Old Skool rapper would say. Just like in a beer commercial.
To live here do you have to pose for half naked pictures by the pool? Maybe Joe Frances helps buy the plasma tvs for the new tenants...
I am guessing the bedroom doesn't have a window, therefore no wall with a door allowed, but at least there is a wall of mirrors!
"Simulated vinyl?" Okay, I'm nitpicking.
But they're offering Flooring, and on On-Site Gated Entry. These are both very convenient.
"Simulated Vinyl" just breathes quality.
This is so goofy and cheesy that it looks like a joke. These pictures would definitely scare me away from ever even looking at the apartment.
BBQ Gas Grills Laundry On-Site Gated Entry...well, duh, where else would you grill your laundry?
And how about that Carpeting Flooring Wood Simulated Vinyl!
I live in that area. What they are conveniently leaving out is that this complex is practically on top of a MAJOR freeway. Where do I sign?!
I was ready to move in until I saw the cutsey blinking kittens and realized that Dolores Umbridge must be the property manager.
I like how we can have mountains, the beach with dolphins, AND the city right next to 45+ stores.
I would be afraid to swim in that pool, with the leering dude.
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