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13 comments:
The listing says it needs some TLC, maybe that's what's in the bottle.
There's no way they fit three bedrooms in that one little bottle.
I've heared of outlandish prices for medications and all the equally outrageous promises they promise to provide...but a three bedroom home in one bottle for that price....thats over-reaching a bit...
It says that it also has a fireplace. That seems dangerous in there!
"Honey, why's there a huge ball of cotton upstairs?"
"That's just insulation, dear."
"Oh."
Wha....?
I'm also mystified by the idea of a "gated project."
"Stroll about the grounds until you feel at home."
This is exactly what Mrs. Robinson is looking for.
Coo coo ca-choo
Meg - the term "gated project" is just a fancy way of saying "childproof cap".
but look at the positive side... an exterior paint and remodel wouldn't be quite as difficult...
Maybe it's a home for a genie.
Now I've heard that the Japanese have smaller living spaces - but COME ON!
So do you hire a pharmacist or a home inspector?
It's a drughouse. They need to post a photo of a cop as well, so you know it's a safe neighbourhood.
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