Don't let us bother you! No, no, don't get up -- we'll see ourselves out.
"Oh, don't mind me! I'll be done shortly. Hehe. Do you want me to leave my dialysis machine here or bring it with me?"
Does he come with the house?
Is that perfume or booze on the counter-by the way he is laying it could be the later....haha just kidding.
Oh so wrong , in so very many ways, his divan is showing ( saints be praised that's all really) and you know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but really, the little girl and the puppy picture, and that stuff at the end of the bed....have they just made that bed up to give you the warm..'look you too could go to bed here' aspirational pull.....Please , I know they meant no harm, but thoughtless pictures cost mental tranquility to us overimaginative types.
you know, selling a house for nearly $2M (as is, no less), I think getting 3% of the sale price (that's usual and customary here), I'd make sure to snap pictures without the owner taking a nap in the bed. May take a couple more minutes, although getting it on this blog might give us a bit more exposure so now I'll make sure to take pictures of my house with the kids hiding not so well, details of the molding, dirty carpet, messy toy room, incomplete projects and my husband waving at the camera from the bed just so we can be listed here! Look for us next spring!
They forgot to mention that you're actually buying an old folk's home. sheesh!
Hmm, if the house comes with a grandfather, and we bring our own... I'd be afraid to put them out in the yard together, they might fight....Wow, $1.8+, and I get the original 1950's-60's vintage kitchen! Joy...
For nearly 2 million dollars I don't need fancy cabinetry, granite counter tops and hardwood floors! I just want that really friendly guy in the bed!!!
"Possible short term rent back. Subject to seller finding home of choice." Ummm..., and this will take how long???
Note how the curtains match the wallpaper...
The ad says being sold "AS IS." I think that means he's included. Seriously, for nearly $2mil, Earl needs to get his kiester out of the picture.
For that much money you should get a man in the bedroom!
Really?! That's somebody's house? 'cause it looks to me like some random room in a national hotel chain. Ramada, Clarion, Best Western...
He thinks he's wearing the same pattern as the rest of the house and you can't see him. yeah, we can see you mate. You're not wearing the flowery robe today.
Seriously, this looks exactly like my husband's grandfather! We both agreed that that's exactly the attitude he would have, too- "Hi, how are you doing today?" Sadly, no $2 mil house for sale in the family recently- there go the inheritance plans.
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