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- Where Hypnotoad eats breakfast
- Don't blame the chair
- The carpet needs a haircut
- ...and another thing...
- tsk tsk
- Gotta go! Pie's in the oven!
- Home Sweet Home
- Even more help is on the way
- Circle of life (or death)
- (innocent whistle)
- Welcome home. Sigh.
- A wrinkle in space
- H-O-R-S...
- call the police
- Well, what else can you do with a spare bedroom?
- Diorama!
- Don't despair, cleaning supplies!
- I sell out, wicked cheap
- Let us in! Let us in!
- You know those jokes about Seattle weather? Ha. Ha...
- Striking out on its own
- Last one in's a rotten egg
- Play nice, you two.
- It's a Habitrail! You know, for kids!
- Please, let me take your coat (bwa ha ha)
- THREE QUARTERS OF A MILLION DOLLARS AND THIS IS WH...
- Your own biodome! But blue!
- Oh good. I was looking for a... thing.
- A bowl of raisin bran might help
- BDRMS: 3 BATH: 2, ALTARS: 6
- And now... back to the ugly.
- New "It's Lovely!" HQ
- "BUYERS ARE TO ASSURE THEMSELVES"
- Holland: Land of Tanning Beds
- Victorian Victorian
- Princess Leia's vacation cabin
- Don't look over there, look over here
- All you need to know
- Unidentified machinery included?
- Hi!
- skitter skitter
- Green quarter-acre is the place for meeee
- rrrrrrrrroooooommmmmmmmmmm
- Get out the dustpan and you're done
- The housing bubble is doing fine
- Hi!
- For the ladies
- Hold the door!
- Bring your own smudge sticks, salt, holy water...
- Pardon the interruption...
- Hi! I mean, bonjour!
- Go, team!
- Speeding motorcycle -- let's be smart
- Swim away, fishy! Swim!
- "Buyer should obtain inspection prior to making an...
- "Enjoy the Front Porch with your very own porch sw...
- Do you want it or not? I haven't got all day.
- Sold! I can't wait to move in.
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11 comments:
They need to put a hat on him (her?). Even with two coats and the space heater, he (she?) has to be a little chilly, what with being so thin and all.
Do you think the giant Ikea storage system makes the telly feel inadequate?
I didn't realize that Madonna had her house up for sale.
Skeletons in the closet? Heck no, we keep them right out where everyone can see!
Oh look a skeleton with a coat on, that really enhances the homey feel.
And a domestic shrine to the great god telly, yep I'm surely aspiring to that lifestyle. Not.
How do we know that's not the previous occupant?
That is what happens when a flasher never leaves the house for groceries. Withered away to skin and bones and the skin just rotted off.
No look, they tried to keep him/her cozy. They ran out of hats- hence the spaceheater plugged into an outlet in some other room but lugged infront of our thin friend there.
...they just weren't kind enough to face it the right way round.
Continued on the list of items to not put in photographs is electric space heaters that are plugged into another room
It says:
1) The house can't be heated enough by its main heating, so a space heater is required
2) The electrical circuits in the house can not handle the wattage of a space heater, and thus needs to be plugged into another room
There must be courses that these agents can take.
They'd used Frank like that since the 80's, kept the shoulder pads perfectly shaped after months of storage.
Dude, if the skeleton came with the house, I would totally buy it.
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