A better class of vandals
I look at a ridiculous number of real estate listings (this isn't a complaint -- I'm a nosy person and enjoy the chance to peek into people's houses). One thing I get so bored with is the graffiti. It's always the same black paint, ho hum.
But here! Neon pink graffiti! Purple! Blue! What a refreshing sight. How many highlighters does it take to do a job like this?
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Obviously tagged by that infamous toddler street gang, the Cribs.
What's with the car? Is it playing hide-and-seek?
Great step up. Now all we need are some glitterstiks and it's done.
It was put there by the "territorial views"!
At least it is festive... And I do like the little red car playing hide and seek... or is it stalking me because I'm in it's territory? Hmmm...
Ok, you see graffiti, I see a giant dog-door boarded over, and a rusting cast iron stove that screams CO2 poisoning.
I kind of like this house. It's actually hard to believe that it's been tagged. Maybe the owner's are just practicing for their new city lives...
Looks like the flu pipe for the wood stove took a turn for the worse. Custom homes are um,,,, yeah overly custom and freakishly eccentic. Even the frightened car agrees. Perhaps the car is sitting over the lawn mower and holding it hostage?
The scary thing is that the childish graffiti isn't written down low, where a child's eyes and hands would be.
It's not even written in the middle of the walls, where an adult's eyes and hands would be.
It's written up high, near the ceiling, where a freakishly tall mutant's eyes and hands would be. Why am I reminded of Sloth, chained up down in the basement?
- Alan
Sadly, I recognize that graffiti. It was drawn by childlike adults known as "juggalos" who worship the craptacular rap group Insane Clown Posse.
ICP what! ICP forever!
PS. Even us juggalos know it's CO poisoning... not CO2.
MoodyStarr-
I was a little upset by the fact that I knew what that was, too. Ugh. Once you realize who did that graffiti, though, it DOES make sense...
But seriously, no offense to you juggalos out there, I'm into amateur wrestling and ICP fans=wrestling fans.
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