Friday, December 5, 2008

Chair Power! Chair Power!



Man, I hate that chairist furniture, never letting other furniture come to its meetings. And who does it benefit? Nobody!

Can't we all just get along?

21 comments:

Cynthia said...

While I get a huge chuckle out of all these pictures, they wouldn't be nearly as funny without your captions for them! Thanks for making me laugh till I cry!

Anonymous said...

Well, you gotta admit, they're well organized.

Reagan said...

This is hilarious! why why why would you put the chairs in there without the table?! just leave the room empty!

Anonymous said...

Naw, that there's one of them new fancy invisible tables!

FoxyMoron said...

You are messing with my head! I have three random chairs in my house that aren't where they should be and I blame you entirely. It's a chair conspiracy!

Anonymous said...

It's all a ruse by the captain chair on the right. He's promised the other arm rests to help him with his diabolical schemes. They don't realize it's the dumpster with them when the captain gets what it wants.

Stuart said...

"Hi. My name's Bob and uh, I'm a chair".

"Hi Bob."
"Hi Bob."
"Hi Bob."
"Hi Bob."
"Hi Bob."

TisforTonya said...

and here I've been disciplining my children when I find chairs pulled up to the kitchen counter or dragged into bedrooms...

pardon, I've got to run and beg their forgiveness now that I know it's just the chairs themselves!

Herding Grasshoppers said...

For Reagan...

I'm guessing here, but if their dining room light is like ours, the chairs (sans table) are there to protect you from walking right into the light and bonking your head.

Ooooo. Now you know what a genius I'm not. (*bonk*)

Anonymous said...

Clearly, a table lifting seance gone horribly awry.

Reagan said...

Well that would make too much sense! I don't have a chandelier so I wouldn't have thought of that :)

Wendy said...

or perhaps a chair elevation session that went very very right.

I like all the traffic in the carpet of those who have tried and failed to penetrate the chair "sit in".

Marytoo said...

And where was the photographer standing?

Austen said...

Well at least it's pretty clear who's boss.

Anonymous said...

Did the chairs fall asleep and the table sneak out?

Or maybe the owner is trying to show where a table and chairs could go without springing for the actual table?

Or maybe the owner has OCD and a huge table phobia?

Just what was he/she/it thinking there?

Old House Junkie said...

Sara, I never really knew about the secret life of chairs until I started visiting your blog. I feel safer knowing what those wacky chairs can get up to. Please know, I'm keeping a sharp eye on the chairs in my house! Thank you. ohj;-)

Anonymous said...

Outside - In musical chairs game for very tired parents.

Linnee said...

John Lennon's "Imagine" keeps running through my head.

Imagine there's a table. It's easy if you try...

Anonymous said...

That's Wonder Woman's dining room table in the middle of them.

Shawna said...

The chairs are conspiring... they've murdered the table; now they're figuring out how they can destroy the TV.

If convicted of first degree murder of the poor table, would these chairs face the maximum punishment--death by dismemberment and bonfire?

Anonymous said...

hate to say this... but I need to meet this person because right now I have a dining room table and no chairs...