This apartment, found by Michelle, is yours for $10, according to the listing. Included: Andy, a hideous half-man, half-sofa. That isn't going to be a problem, is it? What are you, some sort of anti-couchite?
Broken links make me sad.
Ah, you've got to love Visual tours panoramic photo ~ it cut slice and dice a man in half! And, a table! And a bathroom! lol Seriously, I think she's just practicing and showing her apt to friends/family. :) Poor Andy!
Aaahh! What's he doing with that half-hand??? No. It couldn't be...
That's officially the creepiest thing I've seen on your site. **shudder**And possibly the least informative "property details" section ever. A twofer.
That is the most disturbing picture/video ever! How was it achieved? And why was it posted? I am so confused.
I had to go to the site and play the slideshow to see the pic - it's really, really creepy. There's also a picture where they managed to eliminate half of the dining room furniture. How do they DO that?
Love the description -- way to highlight the positives!- Mid-C Frank
Has master bedroom 2 suffered some type of time space shift accident?
No hardwood floors or gourmet kitchen? No wonder it's only $10. Who wants to live like that?The Andy Sofa Monster will haunt my dreams.
Now that's troubling!
Oh Andy, you silly man/couch - take your feet off the coffee table! I love the property description too. You don't have hardwood floors or a gourmet kitchen - sold! Here's my 10 bucks. Love it.
I too can't see the image posted in the article, and had to click through and deal with the Flash thingy.That said, it was worth it.
There's also a second chest in the bathroom with the bedspread coming out of the bathroom like some blue snake.
I got a kick out of the property description, too. Thank God it doesn't have hard wood floors OR a gourmet kitchen! 'Cuz then it would, ya know, really stink.
There are ghosts in the master bedroom, too!
ok, I also really loved the shot of the bedroom 2/ bathroom morphed together. There was some really creepy snake-like thing along the floor, in front of the toilet, which appeared to be immediately next to the dresser, which was right next to the bed. I always want to have the toilet right next to and in full view of the bed. And the creepy gray snake thing. that helps too.
A Half hearted effort on Andy's part, (he was probably TRYING to watch THE GAME!)
This is FAKE FAKE FAKE! I wanted to see if her other listings were this goofy, and found...This agent isn't even an agent, she's a graphic designer: http://www.handshake20.com/coldwell_banker_townside_realtors/And, who sells apartments in the US? No, we rent them. Maybe this was an experimental post she was doing, or someone hijacked her computer...But, it is creepy, nonetheless!-Susie
"Suddenly ... I'm not half the man I used to beee ..."
The sofa remains intact, yet Andy appears to have collapsed into himself! The sofa must be some kind of vortex!!
I found the pic in the tour. http://bisti.org/pictures/half_a_man.jpg
Everything seemed fine and normal until the master bedroom with the snake thing... It just got better from there.
The world is a little more interesting place for having this listing in it. Thank you, Kelsey Sarles.
That is the creepiest picture!What do I do to submit a listing I found? I've come across a few that would be perfect to post!
SLKinNYC -- I'd love to see them, especially if you have the address and/or MLS number. Just e-mail them to me at the address on the "about me" box over there -->
You write: "Let's not speculate about the race, class, or parenting skills of the people who live in these houses."My goodness, how are we to comment on the poor pathetic little freaky boy in the pictures? Call the carnival, they've had an escape!
But which half is it?!!!
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