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- The Human Tetris -- play along at home!
- For you action / adventure fans
- It's Christmas in July!
- Solves the whole "WHICH cabinet?" problem
- "Pick up this gem, dust it off, add polish and it ...
- A well-defended house
- Don't break the house! By Milton Bradley
- "toilet installed, not to code"
- Can I offer you a glass of ice tea?
- KEEP OUT --no, not you! You, come in.
- Open door slowly
- Squawk II
- An old (very old) friend
- Tin foil? Radiators? Art? Please explain.
- Special bendy house
- Excuse me, could you please scootch down... just a...
- Really, it's totally my house to sell, I swear
- Half a horse is better than... no, wait, that does...
- Included: a ghost. Well, no, just half a ghost.
- I once bought a house that was THIS BIG
- "nice little place dont have time to list first co...
- "Candle in the Wind" was probably playing in the b...
- Toga! Toga! Toga!
- How? How does this happen?
- (I don't want to swim in) Chelsea
- Aaaahhhhhhhh!
- Yeah, nothing awkward about this at all
- Suicide girls
- I shop at Ikea, too!
- Because I'm comfortable here, damn it, that's why
- Yip!
- Smells delicious!
- Come and knock down our door (doo-dee doo-dee doo ...
- Is it my contacts?
- Squeak!
- "GREAT VALUE! REDUCED PRICE!!!"
- Rented a tent, a tent, a tent
- Run, bathtub, run!
- Note to self...
- An explanation.
- "THIS IS NOT A REO WRECK OR FIXER UPPER"
- Shows what I know.
- I'll burn you!
- TV eye
- "City says stay out."
- Just out of frame: a pterodactyl opening cans
- Ow. Ow. Ow. Quit poking me!
- One fish, two fish... no, wait, never mind, just o...
- Nothing good ever happened here.
- Poke it! Go on!
- Peek-a-boo!
- If I had a spare two million...
- Immaculate
- Hi... er... don't let us bother you...
- Good... doggy?
- At least the lid is down.
- Oooooohhhh....
- I do not think it means what you think it means.
- zzzzz
- A time-saving technique
- Hop hop hop smash
- Lemme out!
- 500 mirrors in the house and yet I go out dressed ...
- Comes with walls. And a floor.
- *squints*
- They sell disposable cameras at the drug store, yo...
- Butter? Parquet!
- It gives a lovely light
- Fine -- I'll do it myself
- Do you suppose all Earth creatures behave like tha...
- Hey, what's under the tarp?
- UP and down, and UP and down...
- Dum de dum de dum...
- C'mon, lamp! Come with us!
- "FHA rehabilitation loan is adviseable on this pro...
- I LOVE YOU TINA
- PLEASE "CLEAN" THE SINK WHEN YOU ARE "DONE"
- Major selling point: trash can lids.
- It's a golden housing-market
- In an average American home, the TV is on more tha...
- Drunk tank pink
- The Realtor slipped me a mickey
- I'll sell you this house for... one MILLION DOLLARS!
- Included: oven, fridge, surly teenager
- For keeping kosher?
- Double wide. Double!
- Once again: aaaacentuate the positive...
- Winchester Split-Level of Mystery
- Mine? Really? Why, thank you!
- The importance of planning ahead
- My first thought is not "I'll take a refreshing dip!"
- Squawk!
- Dreary. So very dreary.
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26 comments:
Oh Christ Sara, I just finished making the most embarrassed laughing noises, scraping General Tso's Bean Curd off my chinos, &c &c. This equals the Big Green House for my all time favorite...
Besides the mutant giant dog in the deck window, the picture appears almost animated. Like a Sims house or something.
Do you suppose the house comes with Clifford?
I love the slide coming down from the back deck!
Hmmm, that "sun-filled deck" needs some structural help. Amazing what passes for "good enough" on stuff like that.
IT'S CLOVERDOGFIELD!
Watch out: the cat's behind you!
Oh my God, I cannot stop giggling. What IS that?!
"Giant dog in backyard is friendly ... er ... watch your step!"
Too funny! I think I would like those people. Clever photo.
do they live close to the power lines and, somehow, the dog got mutated?
I have to say, for housing such a large dog, the house seems te be relatively free from major pet damamge.
I'm surprised you can't see the dog in the arial shot.
Ahhh!
I wonder if somewhere there is a disgruntled co-worker who does all the photoshop for the realtor?
OMG, I so needed that right now. You just don't know. Thanks.
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I know, I'll look at picture 11, the soothing pink room, to calm my frazzled ner....
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Is this Clifford the Big Red Dog's cousin???
Clifford -- I love it!
I still think he's from The Sandlot. Did anyone see picture 4, where the space between the indoor railings is full of grass? I don't get it - it doesn't look like there's a glass door below to account for it.
If this was an accident - holy crap! And if it was on purpose...why? And if they don't shore up that monstrosity of a deck, they're in trouble. And if that's the door to the deck, how the heck is the dog's face visible - he has to be standing on the ground for his face to show in the door. Maybe he crashed through the rickety thing and he's looking to see if anyone noticed.
An update:
http://www.flickr.com/groups/photographyforrealestate/discuss/72157606431459825/
Another update: the big dog has been replaced with a normal-sized dog. I will miss the big dog. It was a good dog.
thank god for that update! this was driving me insane..I couldn't stop laughing and wondering "WHY??". My initial theory was that the owners had some sort of malignant obsession with a dead dog and had to have him plastered into the patio door.
Now if someone could explain the half ghost on the couch...
the blog is great, but this picture, you cannot believe how much I laughed. I pulled a muscle in my neck it made me laugh so hard! Brilliant and completely unexpected. Thankyou so much for sharing.
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I feel like I'm in a doll house being watched by an average dog!
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Think the dog's bad? Cleaning up the messes he leaves in the yard is a pain-in-the-ass...
The Good Part? The owners won't have to pay for a security system.
The Bad Part? The pooper scooper service they'll have to hire will cost at least twice as much.
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