Once again: aaaacentuate the positive...
True, the house would look like this five minutes after I moved in. But shouldn't listings be a bit more aspirational?
But don't be turned off. This house has other fine qualities, like... um... a large, spray-painted, backwards "j":
And an outdoor dining area!
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I love it because it has 2 beth (see listing) and I have always wanted 2 beth!
I'll take it! Where do I sign.
Ha! I hadn't noticed that. It has two beths and one bath...
AW COME ON PEOPLE, WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT LID UP?
Is it actually a "detached house" when its garage is grafted to the neighbor's garage? (If I were the neighbor, I would think about amputating)
Another positive...lots of privacy! You know, with the windows boarded up and the neighborhood kids being terrified to walk that stretch of sidewalk.
I love the painted over graffiti on the "outdoor dining" area.
I want to take a picture that's really going to show why someone would want to buy this house... I know! I'll take a picture of the dirt clod, over there in the corner! That's a real selling point.
T
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