"City says stay out."
"Interior of home is currently NOT available for viewing. DO NOT ENTER," says the listing. And so we sneak up on it, through the bushes, camera-phone in hand...
Sunday, July 20, 2008
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2 comments:
Heh, "view with caution." Do not look directly at the house!
Potential? Potential training ground for local fire department
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