Poke it! Go on!
You know you want to poke it.
*pokes*
*shrieks*
*runs away*
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- The Human Tetris -- play along at home!
- For you action / adventure fans
- It's Christmas in July!
- Solves the whole "WHICH cabinet?" problem
- "Pick up this gem, dust it off, add polish and it ...
- A well-defended house
- Don't break the house! By Milton Bradley
- "toilet installed, not to code"
- Can I offer you a glass of ice tea?
- KEEP OUT --no, not you! You, come in.
- Open door slowly
- Squawk II
- An old (very old) friend
- Tin foil? Radiators? Art? Please explain.
- Special bendy house
- Excuse me, could you please scootch down... just a...
- Really, it's totally my house to sell, I swear
- Half a horse is better than... no, wait, that does...
- Included: a ghost. Well, no, just half a ghost.
- I once bought a house that was THIS BIG
- "nice little place dont have time to list first co...
- "Candle in the Wind" was probably playing in the b...
- Toga! Toga! Toga!
- How? How does this happen?
- (I don't want to swim in) Chelsea
- Aaaahhhhhhhh!
- Yeah, nothing awkward about this at all
- Suicide girls
- I shop at Ikea, too!
- Because I'm comfortable here, damn it, that's why
- Yip!
- Smells delicious!
- Come and knock down our door (doo-dee doo-dee doo ...
- Is it my contacts?
- Squeak!
- "GREAT VALUE! REDUCED PRICE!!!"
- Rented a tent, a tent, a tent
- Run, bathtub, run!
- Note to self...
- An explanation.
- "THIS IS NOT A REO WRECK OR FIXER UPPER"
- Shows what I know.
- I'll burn you!
- TV eye
- "City says stay out."
- Just out of frame: a pterodactyl opening cans
- Ow. Ow. Ow. Quit poking me!
- One fish, two fish... no, wait, never mind, just o...
- Nothing good ever happened here.
- Poke it! Go on!
- Peek-a-boo!
- If I had a spare two million...
- Immaculate
- Hi... er... don't let us bother you...
- Good... doggy?
- At least the lid is down.
- Oooooohhhh....
- I do not think it means what you think it means.
- zzzzz
- A time-saving technique
- Hop hop hop smash
- Lemme out!
- 500 mirrors in the house and yet I go out dressed ...
- Comes with walls. And a floor.
- *squints*
- They sell disposable cameras at the drug store, yo...
- Butter? Parquet!
- It gives a lovely light
- Fine -- I'll do it myself
- Do you suppose all Earth creatures behave like tha...
- Hey, what's under the tarp?
- UP and down, and UP and down...
- Dum de dum de dum...
- C'mon, lamp! Come with us!
- "FHA rehabilitation loan is adviseable on this pro...
- I LOVE YOU TINA
- PLEASE "CLEAN" THE SINK WHEN YOU ARE "DONE"
- Major selling point: trash can lids.
- It's a golden housing-market
- In an average American home, the TV is on more tha...
- Drunk tank pink
- The Realtor slipped me a mickey
- I'll sell you this house for... one MILLION DOLLARS!
- Included: oven, fridge, surly teenager
- For keeping kosher?
- Double wide. Double!
- Once again: aaaacentuate the positive...
- Winchester Split-Level of Mystery
- Mine? Really? Why, thank you!
- The importance of planning ahead
- My first thought is not "I'll take a refreshing dip!"
- Squawk!
- Dreary. So very dreary.
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8 comments:
I just found this blog and I love it. Correction: I LOVE it! It's my new daily moment of zen :)
Thanks for making me feel so much better about my house!
Oh...I just found this blog and I LOVE IT, too! Forget zen though, this is pure hilarity. I am trying too hard not to laugh out loud at the library and have already send multiple links of your posts to my brother and husband.
I've told you before to stop this. You are making me laugh again and it cracks the spackle on my face. Please - think of us old uns.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. O.O
Who is in the cupboard looking out?
I went to view this one house that had a wonky lock, but after banging on the front door shouting "REALTOR!!" for 5-6 minutes, I got it open. The place was OK, but I wandered in the blackout-curtained bedroom and saw two people asleep in the bed. At 2 PM. I quickly left.
How does one laugh quietly to this photo? I've just spent the last hour or so reading your blog. And i love it. As an architect (and potential homeowner) these are frightfully outrageous - and hilarious.
That's right, Dave. You're better off assuming they were sleeping.
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