Someone, buy this house! You know that anyone who would use this many plastic slipcovers is selling a spotless home.
I once saw a living room set in a thrift store, still with the plastic slipcovers. The owner had lived with the plastic covers for years, sweating away each summer, rustling away each winter -- and never, ever took the covers off. They were always being saved for... for what?
Don't be like that person.