Heather found this listing, with its friendly advice that one should "be aware of transients living throughout the property." I like the offhand tone. Oh, those? The things scattered throughout the property? They're just transients. Tra la la..."
And the photo? What? What's the problem with this photo? Would you prefer to have the mattresses inside the house? I think not.
They've already changed the listing, the spoilsports, but here you go: