Monday, January 19, 2009

Exterminate! Exterminate! With marshmallows on top!


Run, stove, run! Oh no... it didn't make it out in time.

Who could've done such a terrible thing? Why, it was none other than the evil YAMBOT. Half sweet potato, half robot, all villain.

(Found by Be This Way.)

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Really? Is that realtors site "Timcashnow.com"? Really? Is that a naked picture of him with cash flowing off his body? Well, you do always want to use a classy realtor when house shopping!

Janet said...

I think it was the Daleks.

Lucky Wife/Bookaholic said...

wow, not only is he naked, but his tag line is spelled wrong
"Bringing Sucess One Person at a Time "

Sucess, really? not Success? One might wanna check with the BBB before dealing with this guy.

Moongrl722 said...

There are so many things wrong here. I can't believe someone would have both a naked pic of themselves AND a pic of their family on the same site. Eeek. I feel dirty.

Paul Riddell said...

"You would declare war against the Yambots?"

"This is not war! This is pest control!"

BeThisWay said...

But hey, you too can live in Florida for under 20k...

And I'll bet Tim will throw in a framed copy of his nudie.

Kirchy said...

Wow! Only thin people can live for under 20K in Florida. Did you see how narrow the hallway was?

Ashley said...

I think this is one of my favorite entries. Ever. It has a story! It has inanimate objects being animate! It has Yambot! I love this blog *hugs blog*

Cottage Rose said...

OK now that is a very un nerving photo of him and all the flowers. I know home sales are down, but what a way to advertise you Realtor.... lol

Hugs;
Alaura

Glory von Hathor said...

Sara, you fill my heart with geeky joy.

Stuart said...

This one had more snorts per click than many others. I give this 3 1/2 snorts.

I ♥ North Idaho said...

Oh Wow! I mean OH WOW!! The nakedness of the realtor is so so so... there are no words!! Maybe the Yambots were controlling his mind when he posed for that photo AND when he posted it on his website!

Austen said...

I'm not usually a fan of the "furniture doing stuff" posts but this rules.

Something dreadful clearly happened in that home. Hated Yambot, you haven't heard the last from us!

Callisto said...

Oh my goodness, I thought all the comments about the naked realtor rolling in cash were joking... And yet they still couldn't have prepared me for actually *seeing* said naked realtor. This is just too good to be true (in a seriously disturbing ha-ha kind of way). I've already forgotten what the post was about...

leftyfro said...

How much longer will the public live in fear of YAMBOT?!

What hero will rise to become our salvation?!

Brandy said...

I'm wondering if this short sale is based on a foreclosure of a 2nd mortgage - leaving the first owed as well!

I would so TOTALLY check for liens on that property before I offered on it....

$20K, yeah, but then you're in Flori-duh!

And need to put another $50K into fixing the house to make it habitable!

Anonymous said...

It looks like the owner of this house was in "controlled substances retail" and someone spent a lot of trouble looking for his unsold product. How else to explain the many many walls and ceilings with large holes smashed into them? Someone was looking for something, maybe even copper pipe or wiring.

e g allis said...

The evil YAMBOT will haunt my dreams.

Anonymous said...

Okay, this listing is disturbing.

One can only imagine the horrors that took place in a home that looks like it was occupied by drug dealers and who knows what else. Truly frightening.

On another note, I didn't see any nudity on the realtor's site ... ?