Thursday, January 8, 2009

Peek-a-boo!


Hi! How are you! It's me, the giant ghostly stone face that will haunt your house. How's it going? So, do you want to buy the place? It's only $9,750,000. What a bargain! What, you'd like to see more photos? Toughy toenails, I'm all you get. So, are you going to buy it or not?

(Found by David.)

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

4 ovens? Man, these people are REALLY Kosher!

Anonymous said...

Oh. wow. I can't even get my head around where the face is coming from. I mean, I don't see a base or pedestal. Its like it is 3D!!

toni said...

Just plain creepy!!!

Anonymous said...

That is quite the sculpture, though if it is an engaging as Holly or Talkie Toaster from Red Dwarf then $9.75 million is a bargain!

TisforTonya said...

a little part of me REALLY wants to practice some Kung Fu moves on that sculpture... the other part of me worries about my broken toes...

Anonymous said...

You have to tell him the secret password to get more pictures.

Anonymous said...

Ok, a 9 million dollar house and it only has THREE bedrooms?????

Anonymous said...

If I had that kind of money the statue would be the first thing to go.

High Power Rocketry said...

I think this CNN story is pretty funny:

http://money.cnn.com/2009/01/08/real_estate/
thousand_dollar_homes/index.htm

(Just recombine the link if you dare)

"It's been vandalized inside, but the outside is quite lovely."

Anonymous said...

Are those transporter beams coming down from the ceiling over the dining room table? Maybe the "statue" is really an android who operates the transporter, ala Scotty.

Blank said...

Thank you for scaring the bejeebus out of me.
For those interested, here are more photos of this joint:
http://www.realtor.com/search/listingdetail.aspx?loc=30313&usrloc=30313&ml=8&typ=3F&sid=51b5a864e3f14f5592d316f30d642d2c&lid=1105311974&lsn=1&srcnt=180

Photo 13 has made the nightmares subside... for the moment.

The Office Scribe said...

My main concern isn't the statue (those things can be tastefully covered with a sheet) But what about the "Golden Shower" lights over the table?

Bill's Bayou said...

Thanks for this post. I'm looking forward to the nightmare when that statue comes to life and rips my still beating heart from my chest!

Anonymous said...

Not! I'm NOT gonna buy it!
Too scary!!

Anonymous said...

The head is just there to distract you from noticing the double mirror surveillance room next to the dining table. Hah - you all FELL FOR IT!!!

Anonymous said...

Based on the appearance of the room, I might be interested in looking at the house, provided I had that kind of money.

Based on that statue... I wouldn't.

Anonymous said...

What? Don't you think the 10-12 car GARAGE makes up for the lack of bedrooms??

This had house has to belong to some famous hip hop entertainer? That's all I can figure.

Marytoo said...

Gotta have this one. In fact, I'll take two.