Chair contest winner
Man, you guys are great. Or sick, I really can't tell the difference any more. With each entry I'd say "There's the winner! No, there!" Those chairs and their magic eye seminars, their anticipation of strippers, their drinking problems. So sad.
It's not easy, but... (drum roll)... the winner is:
randilee!
"These chairs are still here," the weary undertaker wispered to his wife. "Don't they know the visitation was from 7 to 9 p.m.? If they don't leave soon I'm going to have to turn out the lights."
Thank you, randilee!
16 comments:
Thanks for the fun Sara!
Glad you liked it, Tessie!
I had to think about it a bit, but yeah, I do have to register a bit of annoyance. (I should say up front that I didn't submit an entry.)
I agree that the winner was the best (it was pretty close to what I was thinking, so of course it was the best!), but of the 90-some submissions, this was one of the very few that didn't follow the directions --- by not simply filling in the blank, but by inserting the word "still" in the given phrase.
If others had known that wasn't a rule, that it wouldn't disqualify them, perhaps you'd have gotten a lot more, perhaps even better, submissions.
Sorry, but I don't like seeing people who follow directions penalized.
Fair enough, ~~Silk. I noticed the same thing, but decided it was funny enough to bend the rules.
I'll be clearer next time I do a contest that it's just me being silly, and that people should feel free to do what they need to do to make their jokes.
HA! That's awesome.
On further reflection: the entry should've been worded "The chairs are here, still," etc, then we'd all be happy. Ah well.
And an h in "wispered."
Oh no we would not all be happy. I am just a generally unhappy and disgruntled chair photograph commentator. I have left comments and entered chair caption contest on over 40 different blogs, wikis, and forums. I have written letters to editors and called in to radio talk shows across the nation.
The comments I make about chairs and chair photographs are funny. Not just a little funny either. Someone once compared me to the late Soupy Sales. I say funny things all the time but mostly concerning chairs and chair photography.
I follow all of the rules. All Of them! But have I ever won a contest! I have never even received a pat on the back (virtual of course). No "atta boy" or "way to go"
Oh no we would not all be happy. Some of us won't rest until our chair commentary receives the recognition it deserves.
You haven't heard the last of me. I'm just lurking waiting for my next opportunity for a chair related commentary. As "Screech" said in that episode of Saved By The Bell when he was imitating The Terminator "I'll Be Back"
Congrats Randilee!
Thanks, Sara! That was fun... I'm sorry if I bent the rules a bit and forgot the letter h in whispered. I didn't mean to upset anyone. I enjoy your blog and I try to read it everyday.
Gamzulatov: Soupy Sales is alive and well!
Well, I also submitted a caption and I have to admit..... randilee's was better. Congrats!
You seem to have a vested interest in perpetuating that myth "laura".
If that is your real name.
I won't get into a debate with you about whether the man is dead in body.
But we all know the kind of madcap comedy that he made famous is long gone from our American Landscape.
You know what has not dissappeared from the American landscape?
My EXTREME anger at losing another chair themed captioning contest.
Curse you "It's Lovely I'll Take It!"
Gamzualtov
(The Soupy Sales of Modern Chair Themed Web Based Commentary Humor)
I'm confused...there's no casket and nothing to indicate that it is a funeral or even a funeral home (rolled posters on the floor?)...so the picture and the comment do not relate at all making it not funny...
Gamzulatov: atta boy.
:0)
Gamzulatov: way to go!
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