Monday, September 1, 2008

Goat not included


This looks like a perfectly normal, pleasant house... and then there's this room. I think the real estate agent is trying to appeal to suburban Satanists who want a place to kick back and watch TV. Or maybe the intended buyer is a rotisserie chicken who misses the supermarket...

13 comments:

jinx-of-2ndlaw said...

LOTS of runners here. Small Ikea rugs....

And what is a "territorial" view? Are they trees that mark themselves?

Ruth said...

Um, that orange room is pretty bad too... kind of an angry vibe, if you ask me.

Heather said...

Did you read the listing? Parking for ten vehicles! You can have all your friends over for a 'raise-the-dead' party!

Maury Cobburn said...

i like it. i like any house that has the dining room table pushed in to a corner of an orange room. clearly they have a daughter who's been dirty dancing and needs some corner action.

Deb Clague said...

Meh, I like the orange. It's better than taupe or beige.

Amanda said...

Why are the walls bleeding? I'm frightened. If I walk into a bedroom and find a guy in a dog costume going down on an old man, I'm leaving, I don't care how cheap the place is.

rita said...

omg! i don't know about you guys... but that just reminded me of the red room from Twin Peaks! YIKES!

green-minded person said...

"i like any house that has the dining room table pushed in to a corner of an orange room."

and here i thought it was just me who feels kinda weird about that dining table:)

Chris said...

What's with the orange dining room? The table and chairs look like they're having a meeting huddled in the corner like that ... I wonder what they're plotting? Is it anything to do with the red room?

Chris Z. said...

I expect Torgo to pop out any minute...

Mike K said...

Not only satanists.. But also those who are afraid aliens are going to get thier brains. Notice the lovely foil cover over the window.

Eugy said...

Ok, we're in a David Lynch movie. Where's the dwarf? (cit)

Leisha Camden said...

That red room looks a bit like the living room in Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment.

That's not generally a good thing.