Thursday, September 11, 2008

Included: oh Lord I hope not



This intriguing marketing plan was found by Tim. If you look closely in the living room, you might see another topless person... or maybe I need new glasses.

24 comments:

Todd said...

do I see a poster with boobies in one of the other pics, or am I just seeing things?

D~ said...

Perhaps he is giving the shirt off of his back in order to sell the place?

Probably has taken it in the shorts too.

Lauren said...

Oh, I definitely saw boobies in there somewhere, too!

lol

BikerPuppy said...

Not just topless, but deformed! Her right boob is under her right armpit.

audrey said...

"Dog's Names Are Zues And Cedar, Call Them By Name When Showing (they Are Skittish)."

My favorite part of the listing.

Texas Triffid Ranch said...

And now we have a good idea of what Hunter Thompson's neighbors in Woody Creek are like..."No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you."

sarah said...

hmmm.350,000 for less than 1000 sq feet of hippiedom in Durango? No thanks!

On the other hand, get rid the college decor (is that picture of Jimi Hendrix in the living room a skateboard deck?) and of course, the dude in the mirror and it looks like a cute old house.

Brandy said...

Is that the Mystery Machine parked out front? Zoinks!

Mindy said...

"Lonely Dude in Repose" How artsy.

Topaz said...

The picture through the window shows a lovely view of the neighbor's garbage.

T said...

351,000 reasons to stay away... I never realized that there was "real-estate porn"

Old House Junkie said...

I love a fixer-upper, but I'm in shock over the financials. Ballpark figures: this house is about 4.5 times the price of mine yet my taxes are more than double the taxes on this place. Boggles the mind.

Julie said...

For house type, it's listed as stick built. I now have a strong urge to huff and puff.

Charlene said...

Let's see...a poster of a bearded topless woman in the living room...an actual live bearded topless man in the kitchen...a snowboard decorated with a picture of a bearded Bob Marley...

Is it scary that the quilt stapled to the ceiling is comparatively normal?

Constructively Reasonable said...

I'm from Colorado. Durango is horribly overpriced. They say it's because the area is beautiful (it is), but mostly the prices come from rich trust-fund hippies.

JOUK said...

Ah - Julie already said it in her comment . . . . I saw stick built and thought I'd wandered into three little pigs territory . . . . but as I said, Julie got there first . . . .

Patricia said...

@ audrey:

I agree! Here's a listing where they mention the dogs but there isn't a picture. In the previous post, there were pictures but no explanation for them. Hmmm.

J-Rap said...

He's just wasting away again in margarita-ville.

Jason said...

Does the house type say "stick built"... is that something you normally find in CA?

Tim said...

We call them "stick -built" in CO because so many "affordable" houses here are "trailers." As to the cost - people here are fond of saying "at least it's not Telluride" when you complain about the lack of affordable housing. Rents are 1/3 to 1/4 mortgage payments. Thanks "savvy investors" from CA and TX!

Jomamma (judith) said...

Love the cat door... wonder if Mr. Topless left his boot on the other side when he 'installed' it.

blissfullycaffeinated said...

What is that thing tacked to the ceiling? And why?

Sam said...

The Dude Abides!

Susancnw said...

Proof of how insane the housing market is here in CO....this place is listed at almost $345K! 2 bedrooms and needs some TLC