Why is the Jesus altar blocking that door? Is there some sort of ancient evil behind it? Is the altar necessary to keep it contained? If so, does the Jesus come with the house cause if it doesn't, I'd like to know how much time I have to set up a new altar before the evil is unleashed...
These are the sorts of things I just gotta know before I make any commitment to buying the house, ya know.
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Jesus seems to be hanging by the door in case he needs a quick escape route....like if there is a home invasion or drive-by shooting.
he's watching court tv! maybe that's how he decides who's getting in and who's not.
Why is the Jesus altar blocking that door? Is there some sort of ancient evil behind it? Is the altar necessary to keep it contained? If so, does the Jesus come with the house cause if it doesn't, I'd like to know how much time I have to set up a new altar before the evil is unleashed...
These are the sorts of things I just gotta know before I make any commitment to buying the house, ya know.
Normally I would be scared by the doll on the blue sofa. However, Jesus is there to protect me.
They sure like their figurines, don't they?
Burglars beware. Jesus is watching.
T
Catholic much?
It's not just the cheese makers, he means the whole dairy industry.
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