Sweet dreams
Good night, sleep tight, be prepared to be attacked by hordes of bedbugs, see you in the morning!
Friday, August 29, 2008
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- FSBO and here they are
- Take me to your weeder
- Sho I said, ish YOUR house, YOU get out
- Sweet dreams
- Doggy, paddle
- Helloooo down there
- Pots pots pots pots
- Self-cleaning basement
- How the Master Control Program stays fresh and clean
- Babyfoot!
- But it's a _cheap_ Hellmouth
- (((THIS IS A DEVORCE SITUATION))
- I spell F-L-Y
- Back where you belong
- Maybe it's a fire breaking out
- It's all there
- Paste paste paste paste paste
- My life, as art
- Locks are for breaking
- I feel so good in my neighborhood
- Flush at your own risk
- Cabin fever
- Green light. Red light!
- The floor mats, they do nothing
- Down periscope
- How else could you see if the eggs are done?
- Just turn out the lights and leave the room
- Look away, it's hideous
- Come dancing
- Another way to get rid of bedbugs
- One way to get rid of bedbugs (zzzap!)
- Blessed are the homebuyers
- Hell no, we won't go!
- I believe I can fly
- There oughtn't to be clowns
- Oh, Chair, how could you?
- Staging my e-mail
- Good boys! Good possessed boys!
- Stock up on dairy creamer!
- I'll just get the kettle...
- Old friends (more on the Secret Life of Chairs)
- Not what I think of when I hear "Copacabana"
- Stoopid sinks.
- Pretty!
- For that Soviet ski chalet look
- Yet another fish story
- La-Z-Boy to the rescue!
- Your dream home!
- At least they're trying
- Have you ever looked at the wallpaper? I mean, rea...
- My childhood nightmares were TRUE
- Avert your eyes, children!
- Maybe you're not squinting hard enough
- The trouble with listings
- Maybe a Wii Fit would be more appropriate
- A doomed romance
- "4 Bedroom Rambler and 1 Bath - Needs some TLC"
- Wood paneling, with wood paneling accents
- Shh! Shhhhh!
- Want to buy a doublewide, pilgrim?
- Ohhhhhhh...
- Don't bother me, I'm working
- A circus tent of one's own
- No, really, build your own home
- Build your own home
- "$53000 22 Hours 15 minutes Left On This Wholesale...
- For that homey "storage locker" feeling
- Who needs a bathroom fan?
- STAY SEATED.
- Looking for a house in Gotham City?
- More tentacles!
- What'cha lookin' at?
- There's been a terrible accident
- What? They're dead, so what's the problem?
- Where'd it go? How'd it get out? What was it?
- 3 BEDS, 2.5 BATHS, VIEW OF NUCLEAR PLANT
- WHEEEE ooooh kjjjjj BING BING BING BING
- Something fishy going on here
- Not just clogs and windmills
- Well, hi
- Another fish story
- No more chairs jumping on the bed!
- We're through the looking glass here, people
- Considering a career change? A new hobby?
- SOON I WILL RULE THE BASEMENT
- Telling, but not in a good way
- My kids would love a treehouse
- Take out the trash
- An alien invasion, I think
- Have fun selling the castle!
- Built to last
- Needed: Photoshop expert
- Just one or two things left to do
- Party central!
- HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION
- Not really the look we're doing this year
- ET phone stager
- Oh deer (sorry, sorry)
- Maybe it's just grainier in Nova Scotia.
- BF4E
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21 comments:
How did I miss this since it is, regrettably, in my home town.
Truly the stuff that nightmares are made of. I especially like the little house for trolls or gremlins in the backyard.
Fortunately, it appears baby has escaped.
shoot - I was going to make a witty comment about that movie with the devil spawn child and now "poof" his name is GONE from my memory - but you know the one... well, that's his room -- it's the only explanation that keeps me from wanting to cry.
Oh god it broke out of the CRIB! WHERE IS ROSEMARY"S BABY?!?!?!
PS - Love the new layout.
EW!
Yikes! I'm stifling a scream right now...
LOL @ this:
"Complete fixer!!! Everything needs replacing. Do not enter. Property is sold "As Is". Trash and garbage have not been removed. Public records do not state Sq Ft of lot nor building. Age is an estimate. Bulldoze and start from scratch."
aw c'mon..
"Who Wants A Clean House?" I can hear Nicey Nash now.
Looking at the photos of the rest of the rest of the property, the bed bugs would be the least of your problems.
I've heard postpartum depression can be a real bitch.
How in the name of all that is Holy can something like that cost nearly $300,000??? I live in a really nice part of my city (in TN) and $300,000 would buy a beautiful, brand new custom home...with at least an acre or more. What do people do for a living out there?????
"Bulldoze and start from scratch." That sums it up succinctly, doesn't it?
"Sleep tight". I think you'd have to be a bit 'tight' to sleep in that house.
$300,000 for a lot that's two blocks from the Pacific Ocean doesn't seem totally outrageous...clearly I've been seeing California real estate prices for too long.
Well, I was gonna offer $386,900, but if they're asking less....
Lynne, even worse: if that were in my old hometown it would be $200,000 underpriced even as an empty lot.
Why include interior photos if the only good thing you can do for this place is raze it and start over? Is it supposed to serve as a kind of, "See? You REALLY don't want this house. Really. We mean it. Honest to God. Don't even THINK about trying to live in this gate to Hell"? I think even on the West Coast, $300,000 would be better spent elsewhere...
What is this???
http://i-0.rfimg.us/photo/8/bigphoto/476/80821476_4_0.jpg
At first I thought it was a litter box made from a beer/soda flat: then I thought is that a giant pile? Maybe it's a snake? Uh...
Okay, so clearly the lot is worth $286,900 if they are telling you to BYOB, bulldozer, that is. Then again, BYOBooze might be appropriate too.
unbelievable. even for us. in midland, texas, in the middle of our Ain't-It-Wonderful Oil Boom.
This is why we teach our children not to play with matches. And then we keep the matches is a safe place... next to the crib is not a safe place.
T
Love the ad, "Trash and garbage have not been removed. Public records do not state Sq Ft of lot nor building. Age is an estimate. Bulldoze and start from scratch."
Wow .. who would take this .... like a previous comment said, the little gremlin home in the backyard is a complete deal breaker :)
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