Friday, August 15, 2008

Ohhhhhhh...


Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

THIS HOUSE FOR SALE
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
THIS HOUSE FOR SALE

9 comments:

T said...

There's nothing wrong with that house that a little paint won't fix... Wait, make that paint, goo-gone, scraper, pergo, new carpet, sander, lattice, rebath, plaster, nails, screws, hammer, and an expert carpenter, etc...

and maybe taking down of the Christmas lights

Kim said...

I just want to say thank you. I was feeling a little discouraged with my lack of decorating ability. I feel so much better now.

Charlene said...

The floor is original.

So is the dust.

Deb Clague said...

I sense an unhappy childhood.

Meg said...

Why, oh why, do people NOT scrub the hell out of the bathroom before putting their house on the market? And put the toilet seat down!

Anonymous said...

What about the 9th pic with the low ceiling and the door that won't open? Too funny!

Jenn-Jeanne said...

The pink bath tub sealed the deal for me.

Julie said...

If you look at the realtor page, the description includes: Property SOLD AS-IS; WHERE-IS

It lists this twice. I think they're pretty serious about not moving the house for you. But part of me wants to ask if they would.

bikerchick said...

They raised actual children in that mold-hole...skeery. But hey! Imagine all the fun they had skateboarding over those cupped floor boards. Wheeeeeeeeee!