Monday, August 11, 2008

Well, hi


Well, hi! So you're the new owner, huh? Great, great. Look, I'm in the habit of having a barbeque here every weekend. You don't mind if I continue, do you? Do you? 'Cause yeah, technically I came with the house. Didn't you notice I was in the listing? Why else would be be in the listing, if I weren't included?

(Found by Anna, who points out that it comes on 37 acres of land. That's quite a deal, given the current real estate market.)

14 comments:

Zoe said...

What a great blog! Some of the photo's are hilarious, this is such an original idea!

Great work, I love it!

R said...

on my goodness so glad to have found your blog. When things are going poorly this will be on my list to cheer. R

Anonymous said...

37 acres? In Newark? Not likely! It's probably .37 - which is still considered a HUGE lot in Newark.

Heather said...

So, the 37.66 acres is what like 6 or 7 blocks that you would own? This is a city listing, correct?!!?

Keep posting your crazy posts. I love 'em!! :)

Karen said...

They don't tell you that 37 of the 37.66 acres is a refinery in Jersey City!

TheWycliffe said...

37 acres? Where? I see nothing but other houses surrounding this one. Still...37 acres. New Jersey. Thanks, but no thanks.

Anonymous said...

That must be one loooooong, skinny lot to reach 37 acres. Or else those next-door houses are actually outbuildings?!

Theresa Rohrer said...

What's so wrong with showing off your collection of BBQs on your back patio? I've got a collection of toasters.
T

Anonymous said...

37 acres? In a ROW?

High Power Rocketry said...

Haha 37 acres... the lot is 30 ft x 1 mile. Small jet landing strip adj.

Brandy F said...

WHAT??

# Approximate lot is 37.6x65.1
# Approximately 37.66 acre(s)
# Lot size is 20 or more acres

Maths are hard...

Meg said...

Perhaps they mean 37 acres UP. To the sky? 37 acres of airspace?

Anonymous said...

anonymous at 10:10 - that's funny! clerks fan, i see. lol!

Jen said...

Approximate lot is
37.6 feet x 65.1 feet..

DANG... We have "Den" rooms bigger then this in some homes in Georgia lol...