Well, hi! So you're the new owner, huh? Great, great. Look, I'm in the habit of having a barbeque here every weekend. You don't mind if I continue, do you? Do you? 'Cause yeah, technically I came with the house. Didn't you notice I was in the listing? Why else would be be in the listing, if I weren't included?
(Found by Anna, who points out that it comes on 37 acres of land. That's quite a deal, given the current real estate market.)